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My New Year Resolutions by contactwale: 8:21am On Jan 02, 2014 |
1. I will always remember to write 2014 instead of 2013. 2. I will do less laundry this year and use more deodorant. 3. I will stop considering other people’s feelings when they so obvious don’t consider mine- if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I’ll tell him he stinks! 4. I will heed my doctor’s advice by doing more exercise this year in order to KEEP FIT. May God strengthen madam to be able to cope in the bedroom. 5. I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. I will move my computer table to the bedroom. 6. I will not post anything that will threaten the unity of my country or is considered anti-government. I will only share the status of Asari Dokubo, el Rufai, Lai Mohammed, Edwin Clark, Tunde Bakare et al. 7. I will heed madam plea by spending less time on my LAPTOP at home. I will only use desktop, i-pad, android and blackberry.. 8. I will watch less of sport this year. I will only watch Premier League, FA Cup, UEFA Champions League, 2014 World Cup, Tennis and athletics. 9. I will not bore my boss with the same excuse for taking leave. I will think of some more creative excuses. 10. As a Chelsea fan, I will support and pray for the success of all European football clubs this year........... [s]except Arsenal, Man United, Man City, Liverpool, Bayern Munich, Barcelona, Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid[/s] So help me God. 1 Like |
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