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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by BanevsJoker(m): 2:28pm On Jan 02, 2014
Nosyke:

*falls down from indomie tree*
Do I know you?
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by breadandtea(f): 3:01pm On Jan 02, 2014
Yuzedo has many fans oh! Even without the thread getting to frontpage, it already has more than 40 likes
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Favour21(f): 3:23pm On Jan 02, 2014
No prophecy for missyuzedo
Pls prophet Yuzzy is there no prophecy say storms go carry balala iceland?
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by ronalmagic10(m): 4:04pm On Jan 02, 2014
Yuzedo baba, where you go all this while nah? Ok I gerrit, you were busy making more money abi? Na only you wan buy all the landed properties for banana island shey.. gudluck in getting rita but it'll be a lot faster and smoother if you ask for my help.. make I connect you
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by AbuMikey(m): 4:10pm On Jan 02, 2014
Mr Aboki:



Fcuuk off!! angry





Lawd Jeezus! shockedshockedshocked


One Punch Fatality gringrin

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by freda506(f): 5:45pm On Jan 02, 2014
IAMBREEZY: close that your mouth jor...
angry angry
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by IAMBREEZY: 5:57pm On Jan 02, 2014
freda506: angry angry
baby why re u frowning now who hurt ya
btw happy new year so tell me which day re u gonna update ur diary grin it's hilarious cheesycheesy and enthralling at the same time.
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 6:09pm On Jan 02, 2014
LMAO cheesy
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by mrphysics(m): 9:43pm On Jan 02, 2014
we hav heard prophesies by many people and their ministries is attached to it, so which ministry r u prophesying from and where is the pictures and sources or it never happened
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by aventura: 9:45pm On Jan 02, 2014
Elantracey: LMAO cheesy
. Close ur mouth
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Youngchukky245(m): 9:47pm On Jan 02, 2014
Since its prophecy galore make I add my own na.
1. Moyes will be sacked and Ferguson will return to eventually die of heart attack on the sidelines as Man u tastes relegation for the 1st time in over 20yrs.
If you wish to see my prophecy occur click like

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by daprincel(m): 9:47pm On Jan 02, 2014
Snoggy: [size=25]Potatoes will potate[/size]

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Dammit! cry cry



Its d funniest I'v heard dis year walai..........LWkmD

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Deiok(m): 9:47pm On Jan 02, 2014
Mtewww... When this dude become prophet

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by dahmie2013: 9:54pm On Jan 02, 2014
Daz all o! So shall it be!
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by sweetestguy(m): 9:54pm On Jan 02, 2014
Not funny grin






















Lol
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 9:55pm On Jan 02, 2014
Hahahahaha grin grin

Bookmarking this thread. I'll definitely need it again whenever I feel down. grin

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Shedysworld(m): 9:58pm On Jan 02, 2014
I so believe all this prophecies!
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 9:59pm On Jan 02, 2014
My Predictions for 2014

1. Honorable Bipi will retire from the honorable position as speaker of rivers to be crowned queen of England.

2. Senator Yerima will be voted as Prom King at his wifes high school prom.

3. The much talked about Oga at the top will be present at channels interview this year to correct the wrong done by his subordinate and finally complete the NSCDC web address.

4. Cassava bread will become our daily bread in 2014.

5. Out of a heavy heart after his "GO and DIE" statement and to show he is indeed a changed man, Gov Oshiomole will visit all mortuaries in Edo state in an attempt to raise the dead to life saying to the corpses "Come and Live".

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by vivaciousvivi(f): 10:02pm On Jan 02, 2014
Chief Sweetus himself!
No. 8 and 14 got me in d gut!
Good one! wink

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by UjSizzle(f): 10:03pm On Jan 02, 2014
Potatoes will potate
grin grin
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by nemesiss: 10:07pm On Jan 02, 2014
Nigerians like rubbish...thats why our country is like dustbin.......ooops ur country i mean

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by drealaz24(m): 10:08pm On Jan 02, 2014
No 12, just make my day.
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Ovialekhe(f): 10:09pm On Jan 02, 2014
Cant stop laughing.ur prophecies ar just to sure to happen.prophect of doom.
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 10:10pm On Jan 02, 2014
Lmao!!
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 10:11pm On Jan 02, 2014
aventura: . Close ur mouth
u sure dont know how to talk to a lady do u?
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by akereconfi: 10:12pm On Jan 02, 2014
Abagworo: Let me add a. More challenging prophesy.

1) There will be renewed crisis in the Niger Delta

2) Ogoni people will protest like never before in the history of Nigeria.

My prophesies can be averted by decisive actions to bring peace. God bless Nigeria

Ogbeni I be OG boy o................
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by BlackSwan: 10:12pm On Jan 02, 2014
nemesiss: Nigerians like rubbish...thats why our country is like dustbin.......ooops ur country i mean

I dey tell you. I don't know how this meaningless topic got so many likes.

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Superstar007(m): 10:13pm On Jan 02, 2014
nemesiss: Nigerians like rubbish...thats why our country is like dustbin.......ooops ur country i mean

Bad belle abeg swerve. What have u contributed to the country

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by badmeat(m): 10:15pm On Jan 02, 2014
grin,sweetus oyoyo!
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Chrisbenogor(m): 10:16pm On Jan 02, 2014
yuzedo: p.s. Happy new year to my sweet-hat Mukina2. kiss I am seeing vision of NO VACANCY in frontpage. My God! Why have thou forsake me?! cry
lwkmd grin grin grin
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by swhiss: 10:17pm On Jan 02, 2014
nemesiss: Nigerians like rubbish...thats why our country is like dustbin.......ooops ur country i mean
sadist!!! your name has already cought up with you

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by MRL1MPoPoTM: 10:18pm On Jan 02, 2014
I see yuzedo jettisoning his limitless FOOLISHNESS soon



tongue tongue

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