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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by AbuMikey(m): 11:13am On Jan 02, 2014

yuzedo: p.s. Happy new year to my sweet-hat Mukina2. I am seeing vision of NO VACANCY in frontpage. My God! Why have thou forsake me?!

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by nneh1(f): 11:13am On Jan 02, 2014

I see chief yuzedo asking me out.lol

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 11:13am On Jan 02, 2014

Sweetus oyoyo1 of NL,Anam e kene gi! grin

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by rioemmanuel(m): 11:16am On Jan 02, 2014

Falls From Keke

Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by crackhaus: 11:19am On Jan 02, 2014

Yuzedo, you no well at all...

Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Danhumprey: 11:43am On Jan 02, 2014

zeekz: chai chief sweetus yuzedo no kill person lol

ROTFL....

Mod,Frontpage this thread!

Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by zeekz(m): 11:49am On Jan 02, 2014

make una no vex
serious issue being discussed here
www.nairaland.com/1577362/what-wrong-wit-some-nairalanders

Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Snoggy(m): 11:50am On Jan 02, 2014

[size=25]Potatoes will potate[/size]

grin

Dammit!

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Snoggy(m): 11:54am On Jan 02, 2014

nneh1: I see chief yuzedo asking me out.lol

Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by CaptainMatt: 11:54am On Jan 02, 2014

Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by nickz(m): 11:58am On Jan 02, 2014

Your head is there grin

Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Iaz93: 12:01pm On Jan 02, 2014

Chai!

LMAO!

Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by tuagbo: 12:04pm On Jan 02, 2014

yuzedo: Okay. Everybody giving 2014 prophecy and you think I will be left out? Helllllllll nooooooooo!!!

High Chief Daddy Sweetus Prophecy for 2014. 100% Accurate like bullet from actors gun! If anyone did nut happen call me bastard.

1. Rain will fall.

2. Sun will shine.

3. Super Eagles will play in World Cup this year.

4. Some people will die.

5. Lots of Sëx will be had this year! (A LOT I'm telling you)

6. Haters will hate.

7. Many girls will do abortion.

8. November will come IMMEDIATELY after October so please prepare.

9. Dangote will make money.

10. Car manufacturers will release new cars that you can't afford.

11. Your Bank & Service provider will collaborate to be sending you useless SMS. Pray that God should punish them!!

12. ASUU.. Hmmmmm!! I see an unclear vision. I don't know if it is ASUU I see or ASUN. Students, leave 2go and whatsapp and PRAY!!

13. I have a "special" message for Rita Dummynick. Swerry contact me for this secret from above.

14. Potatoes will potate.

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Politicians and contractors feel free to contact me. As you can see its 100% accurate. Tenk and heppy new year!!

Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Temismith(f): 12:16pm On Jan 02, 2014

Dis year, I c yuzedo goinback to pry 3 where he droped out from to complete his education so as to get some brain!
Dis year, yuzedo going to enroll for psychiatric help to fix his brain.

Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by IAMBREEZY: 12:19pm On Jan 02, 2014

Tenk chif sweetus oyoyo of banana iceland it shall be well with u grin

Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Coldfaya(m): 12:19pm On Jan 02, 2014

nneh1: I see chief yuzedo asking me out.lol

Did u live in banana iceland too? Bekos sweetus cannot axe u out if u are not dangote or otedollar neighbour o

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Rareantagonist(m): 12:21pm On Jan 02, 2014

Yuzedo the world ends tomorrow..None would be fulfilled..Trust me..
REPENTING ASAP#
Truly you've got fans..I must confess, I'M ENVIOUS..

Don't get it twisted..

Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 12:29pm On Jan 02, 2014

No be small thing;

I see somebody getting a job this year
I see a couple who have long waited, getting a child this year
I see prominent people dying
This is the year of judgement for some

Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Dlionsheart: 12:38pm On Jan 02, 2014

@Yuzedo, I see you and some popular nairlanders banned this year. Pray hard that I don't arrest you for not prophesying that I will be the next president of Nigeria come 2015.

Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by MrAboki: 12:45pm On Jan 02, 2014

OKIJA JUJUs PROPHECY FOR 2014..

1. Anambra State would Get a new Governor.

2. More Politicians would decamp from one party and join other parties.

3. Wizkid will feature on many peoples songs this year.

4. Alot of Nairalanders will be banned this year.

5. Abu Qaqa will shoot another Video

6. The Super Eagles will not lift the Worldcup this year.

7. I see alot of accidents on our roads this year.

8. Jonathan will be blamed for alot of things on Nairaland this year.

9. Weddings.. I see weddings... Many girls will be Bridesmaids and Flowergirls this year.

10. Hmmm!! I see many break-ups & Hook-ups this year.

11. People Pray for the Price of Garri this year.. The Enemy shall try to increase the price of Garri.

12. Dino Malaye.. This guy will be in the news this year.

13. Amaechi should be careful this year.. Himself and the Presidency & PDP will have a big media brawl this year.

14. Patience Jonathan should avoid making speeches this year. The lord has warned her.

15. I see abortions.. Alot of girls will carry out abortions this year.

16. Strike.. My people pray against Strike this year..

17. Port Harcourt should pray hard.. I see Patience Jonathan visiting the State and blocking the whole roads for hours causing big traffic jam.

18. Police.. My people should pray against Police. A lot of people will be shot by police for no reason this year.

19. Hmmmm!! Yuzedo.. Yuzedo.. That girl wey you dey eye since, shall be yours this year. But you need to bring 2 Okuko Igbo and Nne Mpki for sacrifice.. grin

20. FINALLY.. I see alot of alerts this year.. People will recieve both Credit and debit alert this year.. Pray against debit alert.. grin

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 12:49pm On Jan 02, 2014

Chief Sweetus Atupoyoyo Yuzedo. I see a vision of an earthquake happening in your banana iceland manshun. angry

You have to sacrifice 7 fowls to the gods to avert this undecided

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by freda506(f): 1:17pm On Jan 02, 2014

Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 1:18pm On Jan 02, 2014

Mr olodo,where ur own prophesy.

Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Zonacom(m): 1:22pm On Jan 02, 2014

Mr Aboki: OKIJA JUJUs PROPHECY FOR 2014..

1. Anambra State would Get a new Governor.

2. More Politicians would decamp from one party and join other parties.

3. Wizkid will feature on many peoples songs this year.

4. Alot of Nairalanders will be banned this year.

5. Abu Qaqa will shoot another Video

6. The Super Eagles will not lift the Worldcup this year.

7. I see alot of accidents on our roads this year.

8. Jonathan will be blamed for alot of things on Nairaland this year.

9. Weddings.. I see weddings... Many girls will be Bridesmaids and Flowergirls this year.

10. Hmmm!! I see many break-ups & Hook-ups this year.

11. People Pray for the Price of Garri this year.. The Enemy shall try to increase the price of Garri.

12. Dino Malaye.. This guy will be in the news this year.

13. Amaechi should be careful this year.. Himself and the Presidency & PDP will have a big media brawl this year.

14. Patience Jonathan should avoid making speeches this year. The lord has warned her.

15. I see abortions.. Alot of girls will carry out abortions this year.

16. Strike.. My people pray against Strike this year..

17. Port Harcourt should pray hard.. I see Patience Jonathan visiting the State and blocking the whole roads for hours causing big traffic jam.

18. Police.. My people should pray against Police. A lot of people will be shot by police for no reason this year.

19. Hmmmm!! Yuzedo.. Yuzedo.. That girl wey you dey eye since, shall be yours this year. But you need to bring 2 Okuko Igbo and Nne Mpki for sacrifice..

20. FINALLY.. I see alot of alerts this year.. People will recieve both Credit and debit alert this year.. Pray against debit alert..

Go create your own thread. No dull this one abeg

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by MrAboki: 1:24pm On Jan 02, 2014

Zona.com:

Go create your own thread. No dull this one abeg

Fcuuk off!!

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by tosomaju(m): 1:25pm On Jan 02, 2014

Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by experimentist: 1:33pm On Jan 02, 2014

Chief sweetus, abeg help me see the future wether I go get girlfriend dis year cry

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Superstar007(m): 1:37pm On Jan 02, 2014

Lolz. Nice one Daddy Sweetus. Make I copy am sharp sharp

Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by rill: 1:48pm On Jan 02, 2014

Hmmm.....I foresee myself dropping a comment on this thread.

Wow, I just did. shocked

I think I should start a church

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by experimentist: 1:49pm On Jan 02, 2014

Abeg make una come teach me Igbo o, my girl say I must sabi before we go Bleep cry

Here-------»https://www.nairaland.com/1577601/please-want-learn-igbo-here#20622219

Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by IAMBREEZY: 2:03pm On Jan 02, 2014

freda506:

close that your mouth jor...

Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nosyke(m): 2:09pm On Jan 02, 2014

Mr Aboki: OKIJA JUJUs PROPHECY FOR 2014..

1. Anambra State would Get a new Governor.

2. More Politicians would decamp from one party and join other parties.

3. Wizkid will feature on many peoples songs this year.

4. Alot of Nairalanders will be banned this year.

5. Abu Qaqa will shoot another Video

6. The Super Eagles will not lift the Worldcup this year.

7. I see alot of accidents on our roads this year.

8. Jonathan will be blamed for alot of things on Nairaland this year.

9. Weddings.. I see weddings... Many girls will be Bridesmaids and Flowergirls this year.

10. Hmmm!! I see many break-ups & Hook-ups this year.

11. People Pray for the Price of Garri this year.. The Enemy shall try to increase the price of Garri.

12. Dino Malaye.. This guy will be in the news this year.

13. Amaechi should be careful this year.. Himself and the Presidency & PDP will have a big media brawl this year.

14. Patience Jonathan should avoid making speeches this year. The lord has warned her.

15. I see abortions.. Alot of girls will carry out abortions this year.

16. Strike.. My people pray against Strike this year..

17. Port Harcourt should pray hard.. I see Patience Jonathan visiting the State and blocking the whole roads for hours causing big traffic jam.

18. Police.. My people should pray against Police. A lot of people will be shot by police for no reason this year.

19. Hmmmm!! Yuzedo.. Yuzedo.. That girl wey you dey eye since, shall be yours this year. But you need to bring 2 Okuko Igbo and Nne Mpki for sacrifice..

20. FINALLY.. I see alot of alerts this year.. People will recieve both Credit and debit alert this year.. Pray against debit alert..

*falls down from indomie tree*

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