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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by NadiaSA1(f): 8:27am On Jan 03, 2014
eddiebruk: Still can't find the Joke undecided

Ok

Waka pass.. undecided

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Amuga(f): 8:28am On Jan 03, 2014
Chief Sweetus 1 of banana Island.
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by BlackSwan: 8:29am On Jan 03, 2014
IAMBREEZY: you must be outta ya mind you definately lack IQ angry

I hope yuzedo is paying all of you well for the civil defence job you do for him grin

By the way 'potatoes gonna potate' or potatoes will potate' is a very popular internet saying in foreign forums and it's being around for years. I dunno why peeps are getting excited over it

grin

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by baron2000(m): 8:32am On Jan 03, 2014
nemesiss: Nigerians like rubbish...thats why our country is like dustbin.......ooops ur country i mean

Shut up
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by CocoLoca(f): 8:32am On Jan 03, 2014
Black Swan:

I hope yuzedo is paying all of you well for the civil defence job you do for him grin

By the way 'potatoes gonna potate' or potatoes will potate' is a very popular internet saying in foreign forums and it's being around for years. I dunno why peeps are getting excited over it

grin
sweetie, give it up, or is the beef personal? since yesterday you've been so bitter sad

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by immortalvoices(m): 8:36am On Jan 03, 2014
Viewing this topic: kenniology(m), adebaxton(m),
SCOOPERJEF, BLACK SWAN(f), Philipmems(m), Joyeux,




Give it up ducky dafy u can't win this one I mist tell you.
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Kingauthur: 8:40am On Jan 03, 2014
Black Swan:

I hope yuzedo is paying all of you well for the civil defence job you do for him grin

By the way 'potatoes gonna potate' or potatoes will potate' is a very popular internet saying in foreign forums and it's being around for years. I dunno why peeps are getting excited over it

grin

Is there something we are mizzing here?
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by BlackSwan: 8:42am On Jan 03, 2014
CocoLoca:
sweetie, give it up, or is the beef personal? since yesterday you've been so bitter sad
Yeah sure, anyone that doesn't like yuzedo's 'jokes' is just a bitter person.
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by BlackSwan: 8:44am On Jan 03, 2014
immortalvoices: Viewing this topic: kenniology(m), adebaxton(m),
SCOOPERJEF, BLACK SWAN(f), Philipmems(m), Joyeux,




Give it up ducky dafy u can't win this one I mist tell you.


Win ke? I don't want to win anything, I like seeing you peeps get worked up and defensive when anyone critisizes yuzedo.

That sh1t amuses me.
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by CocoLoca(f): 8:51am On Jan 03, 2014
^^^ Na wa for carrying matter for head like this.. undecided

Anywayyyyyyy, moving onnnn!!! cheesy

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by SHAAWA: 8:56am On Jan 03, 2014
@ poster can you please throw more light on which of the potatoes specie
that will potate? I am so confuse Na sweet or Irish potatoes ?

make una dey there, dey find joke in the story while the serious and business minded one's among exploit the opportunities.

If na sister Linda come back from hell now, una go de remove earring, make up, shoe e.t.c
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by thiefnubu(m): 9:00am On Jan 03, 2014
donphilopus: And, he's always getting "likes".
say something else.... i always get "likes" too on almost all my comments... dat doesnt mean that i am on an equal status with yuzedo on this forum... I know a Boss when i see one... AND YUZEDO IS A BOSS!!

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by donphilopus: 9:10am On Jan 03, 2014
Tinubu:
say something else.... i always get "likes" too on almost all my comments... dat doesnt mean that i am on an equal status with yuzedo on this forum... I know a Boss when i see one... AND YUZEDO IS A BOSS!!
Do you know that Yuzedo rarely post here?? People are always waiting for to comment, so as to like his post.
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 9:19am On Jan 03, 2014
add me on facebook "godspower excellence" for even sweeter prophecies!
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Inik(m): 9:21am On Jan 03, 2014
Nice one cheif sweetus but you have to stay away from Rita Durminick cos she is mine tongue
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 9:25am On Jan 03, 2014
Chai this thing funny die grin grin grin grin grin grin. Yuzedo you be mumu o, i dey sure sey your papa name na Mumuni, ur mama name na Mulikatu and you sef na Muniru. Which automatically and efficiently gives you the honourable title of Olu Mumu of Nairaland. grin grin grin

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Danhumprey: 9:35am On Jan 03, 2014
RedBenson: Why do we have much witches on this forum? Do you know that all d females viewing this thread and forum at large at this hour of d night are on their official desk in witchcraft coven? I dont want to start mentioning names. They know themselves but my instincts tell me an exception is "greatgod2012" cos she is on her watch night security post keeping vigilant on Chief Sweetus Yuzedo compound.
gringringrin
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nosyke(m): 9:54am On Jan 03, 2014
Bane vs Joker:
Do I know you?

Are you close to Aliko Dangote, Cheif Sweetus Oyoyo, do you live in Banana Iceland,if yes, may be we are neigbours gaddemnit angry angry, if not, no , you dont know me, except maybe you ve seen me on TV grin grin grin



Seriously, maybe
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by talktimi(m): 10:18am On Jan 03, 2014
Amuga: Chief Sweetus 1 of banana ICELAND.
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by iamdsam: 10:18am On Jan 03, 2014
@op You're damn funny
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by danjalingo: 10:46am On Jan 03, 2014
...there will be armed robbery attacks and kidnapping,
...BH will strike somewhere in Bornu and Yobe ; the army will pursue and overtake but will never recover all.
...APC will complain about GEJ.
...OBJ will not write any letter this year.
...there will more threat of strike action.
...Tinubu will not shake hands with OBJ
...and Atiku will not join APC.
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by aryzgreat: 10:58am On Jan 03, 2014
Chief sweetus oyoyo yuzedo a.k.a ogadagidi 1 of banana iceland manshun! Ur prophesy kwu oto ka ciga!

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Ranchhoddas: 11:06am On Jan 03, 2014
Black Swan:

You forgot to mention low IQ
his iq is 10times higher than urs...oloshi

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by MRL1MPoPoTM: 11:09am On Jan 03, 2014
RedBenson: Why do we have much witches on this forum? Do you know that all d females viewing this thread and forum at large at this hour of d night are on their official desk in witchcraft coven? I dont want to start mentioning names. They know themselves but my instincts tell me an exception is "greatgod2012" cos she is on her watch night security post keeping vigilant on Chief Sweetus Yuzedo compound.


very dumb post!
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by greaterlove(m): 11:16am On Jan 03, 2014
Thumbs up to one of the guys that makes nairaland thick.
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Malawian(m): 11:17am On Jan 03, 2014
i tot sm1 said yuzedo head dey touch?
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by SenatorJames(m): 11:26am On Jan 03, 2014
Its good every one is known for something. Thump up Yuzedo, your craziness embedded in your tallent is taking you into places.

"Seest thou a man that is deligent in his work, he shall stand before kings and not mean men"
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by aventura: 11:27am On Jan 03, 2014
Elantracey: u sure dont know how to talk to a lady do u?
Na joke I dey joke na
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by omoba9jeria: 11:33am On Jan 03, 2014
grin
yuzedo: Okay. Everybody giving 2014 prophecy and you think I will be left out? Helllllllll nooooooooo!!! angry

High Chief Daddy Sweetus Prophecy for 2014. 100% Accurate like bullet from actors gun! angry If anyone did nut happen call me bastard. angry

1. Rain will fall.

2. Sun will shine.

3. Super Eagles will play in World Cup this year.

4. Some people will die. cry

5. Lots of Sëx will be had this year! (A LOT I'm telling you)

6. Haters will hate.

7. Many girls will do abortion.

8. November will come IMMEDIATELY after October so please prepare.

9. Dangote will make money.

10. Car manufacturers will release new cars that you can't afford.

11. Your Bank & Service provider will collaborate to be sending you useless SMS. Pray that God should punish them!! angry

12. ASUU.. Hmmmmm!! I see an unclear vision. I don't know if it is ASUU I see or ASUN. Students, leave 2go and whatsapp and PRAY!! sad

13. I have a "special" message for Rita Dummynick. tongue Swerry contact me for this secret from above. kiss

14. Potatoes will potate. undecided


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Politicians and contractors feel free to contact me. As you can see its 100% accurate. Tenk and heppy new year!! angry
yuzedo: Okay. Everybody giving 2014 prophecy and you think I will be left out? Helllllllll nooooooooo!!! angry

High Chief Daddy Sweetus Prophecy for 2014. 100% Accurate like bullet from actors gun! angry If anyone did nut happen call me bastard. angry

1. Rain will fall.

2. Sun will shine.

3. Super Eagles will play in World Cup this year.

4. Some people will die. cry

5. Lots of Sëx will be had this year! (A LOT I'm telling you)

6. Haters will hate.

7. Many girls will do abortion.

8. November will come IMMEDIATELY after October so please prepare.

9. Dangote will make money.

10. Car manufacturers will release new cars that you can't afford.

11. Your Bank & Service provider will collaborate to be sending you useless SMS. Pray that God should punish them!! angry

12. ASUU.. Hmmmmm!! I see an unclear vision. I don't know if it is ASUU I see or ASUN. Students, leave 2go and whatsapp and PRAY!! sad

13. I have a "special" message for Rita Dummynick. tongue Swerry contact me for this secret from above. kiss

14. Potatoes will potate. undecided


************************

Politicians and contractors feel free to contact me. As you can see its 100% accurate. Tenk and heppy new year!! angry
yuzedo: Okay. Everybody giving 2014 prophecy and you think I will be left out? Helllllllll nooooooooo!!! angry

High Chief Daddy Sweetus Prophecy for 2014. 100% Accurate like bullet from actors gun! angry If anyone did nut happen call me bastard. angry

1. Rain will fall.

2. Sun will shine.

3. Super Eagles will play in World Cup this year.

4. Some people will die. cry

5. Lots of Sëx will be had this year! (A LOT I'm telling you)

6. Haters will hate.

7. Many girls will do abortion.

8. November will come IMMEDIATELY after October so please prepare.

9. Dangote will make money.

10. Car manufacturers will release new cars that you can't afford.

11. Your Bank & Service provider will collaborate to be sending you useless SMS. Pray that God should punish them!! angry

12. ASUU.. Hmmmmm!! I see an unclear vision. I don't know if it is ASUU I see or ASUN. Students, leave 2go and whatsapp and PRAY!! sad

13. I have a "special" message for Rita Dummynick. tongue Swerry contact me for this secret from above. kiss

14. Potatoes will potate. undecided


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Politicians and contractors feel free to contact me. As you can see its 100% accurate. Tenk and heppy new year!! angry
mm



Lol, gr8 prophecies, if potatoes will potate, what will yam do?
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by oriloko: 11:37am On Jan 03, 2014
@Yuzedo,I love these safe prophecies! All you've got to be a prophet in Nigeria are surprisingly easy: a voice, a stupid crowd, a bold face (without any tinge of shame), a dead conscience and an insatiable lust for domination.
Nigerians love prophecies!
But no serious nation has ever been built on prophecies.
If you build your precious life on the wings of prophetic utterances, sorry for you.
Seriously, I love these predictions because they're specific, unambiguous, and punchy.
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by oriloko: 11:38am On Jan 03, 2014
@Yuzedo,I love these safe prophecies! All you've got to be a prophet in Nigeria are surprisingly easy: a voice, a stupid crowd, a bold face (without any tinge of shame), a dead conscience and an insatiable lust for domination.
Nigerians love prophecies!
But no serious nation has ever been built on prophecies.
If you build your precious life on the wings of prophetic utterances, sorry for you.
Seriously, I love these predictions because they're specific, unambiguous, and punchy.

grin
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by denony(m): 11:57am On Jan 03, 2014
omoba 9jeria: grin[color=#990000][/color]mm



Lol, gr8 prophecies, if potatoes will potate, what will yam do?

YAM WILL YA grin

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