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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Lytlelemon(m): 12:07pm On Jan 03, 2014
Lol.. Mr. Prophecy.. Y seeing unclear visions of "ASUU"?? grin
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Lachimex(m): 12:13pm On Jan 03, 2014
Yhu kill d BEAT@Yuzedo
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by emmahoney(m): 12:31pm On Jan 03, 2014
This year 2014, the following will come to pass: 1. Students would graduates from various tertiary institution across the globe. 2. Jamb would conduct UTME and the students will not pass. Not all the students that pass would be admitted. 3. Osun state would conduct governorship election and Ogbeni Aregbesola would be among the Candidates. 4. Boko Boys would strike again as they use to do before now. 5. Many people would pass away while many would be born. 6. Obama would remain America President until his tenure expires. 7. Fashola would remain APC member. 8.Brazil would host 2014 World cup competition. 9. Some prominent Nigeria politicians would kick Jeri can/ bucket. 10. The domain name of nairaland would remain www.nairaland.com and not otherwise.
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by wezzyjasified(m): 12:34pm On Jan 03, 2014
ANYONE WHO DOESNT LAFF OR SMILE TO THIS PROPHECY/POST,HAS PETROL FLOWING IN HIS/HER BODY..
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by xtervaganza(m): 1:45pm On Jan 03, 2014
Very funny
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by LadyH(f): 3:09pm On Jan 03, 2014
potatoes will potate?
meaning??


lwkm
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Rikidony(m): 3:21pm On Jan 03, 2014
Lmao i haf die
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 3:28pm On Jan 03, 2014
«—M®×L¹MPºPº ™:



very dumb post!

And u had time to read it abi? Btw, ur moniker is foolishly scaring.
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Nobody: 4:23pm On Jan 03, 2014
Black Swan:

I hope yuzedo is paying all of you well for the civil defence job you do for him grin

By the way 'potatoes gonna potate' or potatoes will potate' is a very popular internet saying in foreign forums and it's being around for years. I dunno why peeps are getting excited over it

grin

E badu belle!

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by DocAdray(f): 4:53pm On Jan 03, 2014
Yuzedo is just the bomb!...
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Naijamericana: 5:30pm On Jan 03, 2014
oriloko: @Yuzedo,I love these safe prophecies! All you've got to be a prophet in Nigeria are surprisingly easy: a voice, a stupid crowd, a bold face (without any tinge of shame), a dead conscience and an insatiable lust for domination.
Nigerians love prophecies!
But no serious nation has ever been built on prophecies.
If you build your precious life on the wings of prophetic utterances, sorry for you.
Seriously, I love these predictions because they're specific, unambiguous, and punchy.

grin

They really are...fresh air! wink
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Naijamericana: 5:33pm On Jan 03, 2014
My own prophecy...

I will apply for renewal of my Naija passport in NYC but will experience insurmountable obstacles from embassy staff. grin
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Jesuspistol(m): 6:55pm On Jan 03, 2014
Nepa services go worse

The sko-sko of MTN, AIRTEL and GLOBACOM services go increase this year
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by bank2k4real(m): 9:08pm On Jan 03, 2014
Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is beginning of a new year!



When d enemies say its over,let man hands over, when man hands over God takes over and when God takes over d devil takes cover n when d devil takes cover man crosses over...Happy. New. Year......

Welcome to 2014......check my signature

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by Ipheyemmy01(m): 9:26pm On Jan 03, 2014
you forgot to include how some slang will pass through the first and second bill readind and be confirmed as useable. ' imagine someone said he laughed and fell from indomie tree' dem don dey plant indomie naija i hail oo. lol
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by DharkPoet(m): 10:30pm On Jan 03, 2014
Thumbs up Yuzedo, I hope Germans would Germinate? grin grin grin

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Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by adewataiwo: 5:40pm On Jan 04, 2014
FOR YOUR LATEST DATING ADVISE EXAM CHEAT AND CONFIRM EXPO,ALL NIGERIA NETWORK FREE BROWSING,,LASTEST MOBILE AND PC TUTORIAL.WEB DESIGN TUTORIAL.UNLIMITED EBOOK,AND LOT MORE CHECK http://www.examloading.tk FOR YOUR LATEST DATING ADVISE EXAM CHEAT AND CONFIRM EXPO,ALL NIGERIA NETWORK FREE BROWSING,,LASTEST MOBILE AND PC TUTORIAL.WEB DESIGN TUTORIAL.UNLIMITED EBOOK,AND LOT MORE CHECK http://www.examloading.tk FOR YOUR LATEST DATING ADVISE EXAM CHEAT AND CONFIRM EXPO,ALL NIGERIA NETWORK FREE BROWSING,,LASTEST MOBILE AND PC TUTORIAL.WEB DESIGN TUTORIAL.UNLIMITED EBOOK,AND LOT MORE CHECK http://www.examloading.tk FOR YOUR LATEST DATING ADVISE EXAM CHEAT AND CONFIRM EXPO,ALL NIGERIA NETWORK FREE BROWSING,,LASTEST MOBILE AND PC TUTORIAL.WEB DESIGN TUTORIAL.UNLIMITED EBOOK,AND LOT MORE CHECK http://www.examloading.tk FOR YOUR LATEST DATING ADVISE EXAM CHEAT AND CONFIRM EXPO,ALL NIGERIA NETWORK FREE BROWSING,,LASTEST MOBILE AND PC TUTORIAL.WEB DESIGN TUTORIAL.UNLIMITED EBOOK,AND LOT MORE CHECK http://www.examloading.tk FOR YOUR LATEST DATING ADVISE EXAM CHEAT AND CONFIRM EXPO,ALL NIGERIA NETWORK FREE BROWSING,,LASTEST MOBILE AND PC TUTORIAL.WEB DESIGN TUTORIAL.UNLIMITED EBOOK,AND LOT MORE CHECK http://www.examloading.tk FOR YOUR LATEST DATING ADVISE EXAM CHEAT AND CONFIRM EXPO,ALL NIGERIA NETWORK FREE BROWSING,,LASTEST MOBILE AND PC TUTORIAL.WEB DESIGN TUTORIAL.UNLIMITED EBOOK,AND LOT MORE CHECK http://www.examloading.tk FOR YOUR LATEST DATING ADVISE EXAM CHEAT AND CONFIRM EXPO,ALL NIGERIA NETWORK FREE BROWSING,,LASTEST MOBILE AND PC TUTORIAL.WEB DESIGN TUTORIAL.UNLIMITED EBOOK,AND LOT MORE CHECK http://www.examloading.tk FOR YOUR LATEST DATING ADVISE EXAM CHEAT AND CONFIRM EXPO,ALL NIGERIA NETWORK FREE BROWSING,,LASTEST MOBILE AND PC TUTORIAL.WEB DESIGN TUTORIAL.UNLIMITED EBOOK,AND LOT MORE CHECK http://www.examloading.tk FOR YOUR LATEST DATING ADVISE EXAM CHEAT AND CONFIRM EXPO,ALL NIGERIA NETWORK FREE BROWSING,,LASTEST MOBILE AND PC TUTORIAL.WEB DESIGN TUTORIAL.UNLIMITED EBOOK,AND LOT MORE CHECK http://www.examloading.tk FOR YOUR LATEST DATING ADVISE EXAM CHEAT AND CONFIRM EXPO,ALL NIGERIA NETWORK FREE BROWSING,,LASTEST MOBILE AND PC TUTORIAL.WEB DESIGN TUTORIAL.UNLIMITED EBOOK,AND LOT MORE CHECK http://www.examloading.tk FOR YOUR LATEST DATING ADVISE EXAM CHEAT AND CONFIRM EXPO,ALL NIGERIA NETWORK FREE BROWSING,,LASTEST MOBILE AND PC TUTORIAL.WEB DESIGN TUTORIAL.UNLIMITED EBOOK,AND LOT MORE CHECK http://www.examloading.tk FOR YOUR LATEST DATING ADVISE EXAM CHEAT AND CONFIRM EXPO,ALL NIGERIA NETWORK FREE BROWSING,,LASTEST MOBILE AND PC TUTORIAL.WEB DESIGN TUTORIAL.UNLIMITED EBOOK,AND LOT MORE CHECK http://www.examloading.tk FOR YOUR LATEST DATING ADVISE EXAM CHEAT AND CONFIRM EXPO,ALL NIGERIA NETWORK FREE BROWSING,,LASTEST MOBILE AND PC TUTORIAL.WEB DESIGN TUTORIAL.UNLIMITED EBOOK,AND LOT MORE CHECK http://www.examloading.tk FOR YOUR LATEST DATING ADVISE EXAM CHEAT AND CONFIRM EXPO,ALL NIGERIA NETWORK FREE BROWSING,,LASTEST MOBILE AND PC TUTORIAL.WEB DESIGN TUTORIAL.UNLIMITED EBOOK,AND LOT MORE CHECK http://www.examloading.tk FOR YOUR LATEST DATING ADVISE EXAM CHEAT AND CONFIRM EXPO,ALL NIGERIA NETWORK FREE BROWSING,,LASTEST MOBILE AND PC TUTORIAL.WEB DESIGN TUTORIAL.UNLIMITED EBOOK,AND LOT MORE CHECK http://www.examloading.tk
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by marztar(m): 10:58pm On Jan 04, 2014
You forgot the important one
-- NEPA/PHCN will take light in 2014
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by adexsimply(m): 5:03pm On Jun 28, 2014
yuzedo: Okay. Everybody giving 2014 prophecy and you think I will be left out? Helllllllll nooooooooo!!! angry

High Chief Daddy Sweetus Prophecy for 2014. 100% Accurate like bullet from actors gun! angry If anyone did nut happen call me bastard. angry

1. Rain will fall.

2. Sun will shine.

3. Super Eagles will play in World Cup this year.

4. Some people will die. cry

5. Lots of Sëx will be had this year! (A LOT I'm telling you)

6. Haters will hate.

7. Many girls will do abortion.

8. November will come IMMEDIATELY after October so please prepare.

9. Dangote will make money.

10. Car manufacturers will release new cars that you can't afford.

11. Your Bank & Service provider will collaborate to be sending you useless SMS. Pray that God should punish them!! angry

12. ASUU.. Hmmmmm!! I see an unclear vision. I don't know if it is ASUU I see or ASUN. Students, leave 2go and whatsapp and PRAY!! sad

13. I have a "special" message for Rita Dummynick. tongue Swerry contact me for this secret from above. kiss

14. Potatoes will potate. undecided


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Politicians and contractors feel free to contact me. As you can see its 100% accurate. Tenk and heppy new year!! angry
LWKMD grin grin grin grin
Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by omalistic(f): 4:00pm On Jul 09, 2014
[quote author=yuzedo]Okay. Everybody giving 2014 prophecy and you think I will be left out? Helllllllll nooooooooo!!! angry

High Chief Daddy Sweetus Prophecy for 2014. 100% Accurate like bullet from actors gun! angry If anyone did nut happen call me bastard. angry

1. Rain will fall.

2. Sun will shine.

3. Super Eagles will play in World Cup this year.

4. Some people will die. cry

5. Lots of Sëx will be had this year! (A LOT I'm telling you)

6. Haters will hate.

7. Many girls will do abortion.

8. November will come IMMEDIATELY after October so please prepare.

9. Dangote will make money.

10. Car manufacturers will release new cars that you can't afford.

11. Your Bank & Service provider will collaborate to be sending you useless SMS. Pray that God should punish them!! angry

12. ASUU.. Hmmmmm!! I see an unclear vision. I don't know if it is ASUU I see or ASUN. Students, leave 2go and whatsapp and PRAY!! sad

13. I have a "special" message for Rita Dummynick. tongue Swerry contact me for this secret from above. kiss

14. Potatoes will potate. undecided


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Politicians and contractors feel free to contact me. As you can see its 100% accurate. Tenk and heppy new year!!

Hahahahahaaha cheesy cheesy grin grin

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