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A Jewish Parrot by drealnoni(f): 11:27am On Jun 21, 2006 |
Three Jewish sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third said, "I've got you both beat. You know how Mom enjoys reading the Torah and you know she can't see very well? I sent her a large brown parrot that can recite the entire Torah. It took twenty rabbis 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $1,000,000 a year for twenty years but it was worth it. Mom just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks. She wrote to the first son, "Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." She wrote to the second son, "Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home all the time, so I never use the Mercedes and the driver is SO rude." She wrote to the third son, "Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious." |
Re: A Jewish Parrot by blackjay(m): 1:23pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
what a mom, 1million dollars delicious chiken!!! lmao |
Re: A Jewish Parrot by Mystique(f): 3:08pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
OMG, drealnoni, Dat wuz good, thubs up, ! |
Re: A Jewish Parrot by iffe(f): 7:24pm On Jun 21, 2006 |
wow |
Re: A Jewish Parrot by ono(m): 1:31pm On Jul 28, 2006 |
Noni, where are you? and how's your health now. |
Re: A Jewish Parrot by naijadiva2(f): 3:54pm On Jul 28, 2006 |
omg. that was so funny. i didn't expect that response. i thought she was going to say something like "youre gift is better because its something i could use." or something like that. man it got me. |
Re: A Jewish Parrot by kellorah: 6:05pm On Jul 28, 2006 |
;d |
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