gabrywyl:

Jewish and Chinese Pilots.

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain.

His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'

'No rike Chinese?' asks the copilot, ', why not?'

'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why !'

'No, no,' the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'

'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, doesn't matter, you're all alike!'

There's a few minutes of silence.

'I no rike Jews either!' the copilot suddenly announces.

'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.

'Jews sink Titanic.'

'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'

'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , no mattah, all same.'

gabrywyl:

We have it on Saturdays and Sundays. Its very common in Malaysia

darne:

@gabrywyl

where the heck did you got this from,, it`s kind of funny,

JazzyJ:

its true. we have saturday evening mass n sunday morning mass. catholic churches onli. bt i'D rather join the african or international churches here in malaysia, hehe

gabrywyl:

Who give life hia?

gabrywyl:

And for what?

gabrywyl:

And what is the objective?

gabrywyl:

And what will her family feel?

gabrywyl:

And what will be the cost?

gabrywyl:

how long will it take?

gabrywyl:

Nevermind. U answer all than I continue with my quetions

Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg

idupaul:

u forgot to add Spielberg,  it gives the joke edge.