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The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by Gabry(f): 2:14pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Jewish and Chinese Pilots. A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.' 'No rike Chinese?' asks the copilot, ', why not?' 'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why !' 'No, no,' the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.' 'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, doesn't matter, you're all alike!' There's a few minutes of silence. 'I no rike Jews either!' the copilot suddenly announces. 'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain. 'Jews sink Titanic.' 'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!' 'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , Spielberg no mattah, all same.' |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by Gabry(f): 4:56pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
I lAFFFF the chinese dude |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by abasifo(m): 5:14pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
come wtin dey happen are you the only person [li][/li] [li][/li] [/list] ok ok ok u no get work have u being 2 church 2day? |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by Gabry(f): 5:16pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
I go to church on Saturdays ohhh |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by MrInfo1(m): 5:22pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Pagan |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by Gabry(f): 5:23pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
I am Chatolic ohhh |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by MrInfo1(m): 5:34pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
What religion is "Chatolic" |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by Gabry(f): 5:36pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by MrInfo1(m): 5:46pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Did you mean: Catholic |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by Arcani: 8:13pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
I have never heard of any Catholic Church that hold masses on General Masses on saturday Gabrywyl |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by Gabry(f): 1:10am On Oct 06, 2008 |
We have it on Saturdays and Sundays. Its very common in Malaysia |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by Scopium: 2:05pm On Oct 06, 2008 |
[size=13pt]I'm learning about it for the first time[/size] |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by Nobody: 2:19pm On Oct 06, 2008 |
gabrywyl: LMAO, shit is funny as hell men, i like |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by Gabry(f): 3:53pm On Oct 06, 2008 |
Glad you like it ohh |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by Scopium: 7:28pm On Oct 06, 2008 |
[size=13pt]I can imagine[/size] |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by showbobo(m): 9:31pm On Oct 06, 2008 |
palasaa |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by Gabry(f): 1:30am On Oct 07, 2008 |
wetin be palasaa? |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by MrInfo1(m): 3:50am On Oct 07, 2008 |
Example: u |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by Gabry(f): 3:52am On Oct 07, 2008 |
I did not ask for example. I ask what does it mean. |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by darne(m): 4:18am On Oct 07, 2008 |
@gabrywyl where the heck did you got this from,, it`s kinda funny, |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by JazzyJ(f): 6:50am On Oct 07, 2008 |
gabrywyl: its true. we have saturday evening mass n sunday morning mass. catholic churches onli. bt i'd rather join the african or international churches here in malaysia, hehe |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by Gabry(f): 7:34am On Oct 07, 2008 |
darne: I got it from my Uncle's Book ohh. . . heheh! JazzyJ: Really? Why? |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by MrInfo1(m): 8:03am On Oct 07, 2008 |
You happy say she ready to give her life to Christ ? na wa o |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by Gabry(f): 8:16am On Oct 07, 2008 |
Who give life hia? And for what? And what is the objective? And what will her family feel? And what will be the cost? And how long will it take? And . . . Nevermind. U answer all than I continue with my quetions |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by MrInfo1(m): 8:28am On Oct 07, 2008 |
gabrywyl: gabrywyl: gabrywyl: gabrywyl: gabrywyl: gabrywyl: gabrywyl: sighs |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by idupaul: 8:37am On Oct 07, 2008 |
Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg u forgot to add Spielberg, it gives the joke edge. |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by Gabry(f): 8:42am On Oct 07, 2008 |
hEHEH! Ok I add that now. Thanks sha. |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by tammyswits(f): 8:49am On Oct 07, 2008 |
Wats wrong wit me, i dont bloody get the joke, break it down 4 moi! |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by Gabry(f): 8:49am On Oct 07, 2008 |
Read slowly this time. Try again |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by Scopium: 8:50am On Oct 07, 2008 |
idupaul: [size=13pt]Also Idupaulberg[/size] |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by Scopium: 8:51am On Oct 07, 2008 |
[size=13pt]I know the next thing will be ending username with berg[/size] |
Re: The Jewish And Chinese Pilots by Gabry(f): 9:06am On Oct 07, 2008 |
Ok Scopium Goldenberg |
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