Something happened in the church I attend today that brought about this thread. I won't tell you what it is but it was awkward.

Awkward moments.

That awkward moment when a girl enters the church with skimpy dress and every guy begins to cross his leg.

That awkward moment when ur pastor speaks a gbagaun and keeps repeating it e.g let somebody shouting halleluyah.

That awkward moment when you have a hard-on while walking out to share ur testimony.

That awkward moment when you take leg carry shit enter church and you begin to paint the church's floor unknowingly.

That awkward moment when the praise leader is out of songs and begins to repeat the songs that have been sang at the beginning.

That awkward moment when the pastor's loses his voice because he has shouted too much.

That awkward moment when somebody mess for choir side and they begin to close nose.

That awkward moment when you sleep for church and saliva don they drop for ur moment.

That awkward moment when a new convert dey give testimony say you know am very well when she was still an ashewo.

That awkward moment when choirs are struggling to hold the microphones.

That awkward moment when the pastor's children are fighting when the father is on the pulpit preaching on how to train Godly children.

That awkward moment when the pastor asks the virgins to raise up their hands.

That awkward moment when ur pastor asks you to kneel down during the service because you forgot to do what he asked you to do during the week

# let's have fun by adding urs #

Happy sunday.

That awkward moment when the pastor says God told him 10ppl will give 1million naira each after the count of ten, and after counting upto 20, nobody comes out.

Crystalline: That awkward moment when the pastor says God told him 10ppl will give 1million naira each after the count of ten, and after counting upto 20, nobody comes out.

That awkward moment when you
notice pastor's zipper is down but
you don't want to say anything because you
don't have a good excuse for why you were
looking that low.

Preceedo: Something happened in the church I attend today that brought about this thread. I won't tell you what it is but it was awkward.

Awkward moments.

That awkward moment when a girl enters the church with skimpy dress and every guy begins to cross his leg.

That awkward moment when ur pastor speaks a gbagaun and keeps repeating it e.g let somebody shouting halleluyah.

That awkward moment when you have a hard-on while walking out to share ur testimony.

That awkward moment when you take leg carry shit enter church and you begin to paint the church's floor unknowingly.

That awkward moment when the praise leader is out of songs and begins to repeat the songs that have been sang at the beginning.

That awkward moment when the pastor's loses his voice because he has shouted too much.

That awkward moment when somebody mess for choir side and they begin to close nose.

That awkward moment when you sleep for church and saliva don they drop for ur moment.

That awkward moment when a new convert dey give testimony say you know am very well when she was still an ashewo.

That awkward moment when choirs are struggling to hold the microphones.

That awkward moment when the pastor's children are fighting when the father is on the pulpit preaching on how to train Godly children.

That awkward moment when the pastor asks the virgins to raise up their hands.

That awkward moment when ur pastor asks you to kneel down during the service because you forgot to do what he asked you to do during the week

# let's have fun by adding urs #

Happy sunday.

and that awkward moment when one goes to church and after the service, all one could remember is that awkward moment and not even the topic/title of the sermon.

Tolexander: and that awkward moment when one goes to church and after the service, all one could remember is that awkward moment and not even the topic/title of the sermon.

lol cut the guy some slack

That awkward moment when you're dancing round the pulpit area on Thanksgiving day and you trip and fall

Awkward moment when your pastor tells you to look at your neighbour and say something but you almost pass out because of the bad breath.