Hey folks,

I've been stalking this site for a few months now and finally decided to join mainly due to having more time to post which will 'hopefully' allow me to be a constructive member.

I read alot of forums online and I have to admit that nairaland has to be the one with the realest people, you guys break it down on the normal peeps level without too many ego maniacs and nutters. As I’m preparing to return to Naija permanently after many many years abroad, opinions here have been invaluable to helping me understand what’s really on ground. No matter how many times I visit trying to acclimatise and get used to things at home. I always find nairaland to be helpful in engaging real opinions and not just that of my set back at home.

So please be gentle with me, I can be arrogant, offensive, charming, a BIG flirt, in other words… just roll with me

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aiight man. u welcome. anyway, imm@ tell u for real. if u turn to dat arrogant and offensive side of yours, i will be devilishly nice to you.

all the same welcome and keep it real. i aint in naija so i cant tell you whats on ground but imm@ tell you to watch out for them cops and and fraudsters.

charming, a BIG flirt,

- U and I Can tango

welcome to nl hun

diddy4; nice one dude. But its a bit late re the cops, Police and LASTMA have eaten from me well well!

Rhodalyn; thanks for the message, I'm a lil partial to salsa,  u game?

YeS!! I Game

You heard of Spanish Harlem?

Only the song.

welcome dude, hope u ave fun, and then bout ur trip to naija, thats so cool, enjoy ur stay,

about u being offensive and sort, everyone has his/her own flaws, we just ave to learn to deal wid it, anyways welcome again and again

Hi cream2. Welcome and hope you have fun.

The big charming flirt thingy will help you make friends here.

LOl. J i knew dats wat ur eyes wld go in 2

ahh, T. What else should my eye go to?

welcome to NL,


_{no new girl yet}

badman, you!

welcome, chief

and welcome home whenever you arrive

i hope you come down to lagos wen u come so dem area boiz can have their share of the uk pound u've had all dis years

no scares anyway - NL is fun and i'm sure u aint too shallow minded to play along with 'em members - cos you'll meet a vastly diversified set of humans in here - young & old, in speech and in intellect

have a lovely stay!

Hmmmm, J i shld ve known.

Badman, dont lemme catch u.

thanks guys!

mamaput; Spanish Harlem is a club nite in London, where they do salsa - really cool, if anyone is around then you gotta check it out

salsa i loveeeee

U don come again, aloib. U re chasng after cream again?

 
She has moved now
How won't you love salsa, aloib? Afterall you're still in the "welcoming" mood abi?
What happened to shotta or we should not spoil these runs too?

i dont ave ur time now

hmmmm, aloib u know u love us. dont deny it. I can see it in ur eyes

love who, village mans wife, kai, ur eyes dey decieve u for real.wheres the guy sef

hey aloib better take your time am just watching and warning you 

who are u kissing abeg remove that kiss jo, in fact, dont even lemme talk

Lol. aloib better leave my hubby out of it.

badman, abeg show her pepper.

aloib stop kissng badman, keep ur mouth 2 urself.

*hissessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


tokunbo hubby

who was kissin ode

Is it badman that you are calling ode?


Jealousy na him dey worry some people. Admit it, you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike him

Girls **shaking ma head*** they never stop fighting because of me

lol, it was toy i was calling ode

yeah i love him, and wat does that ave to do wid u, rubbish, abeg waka commot jare, jealosy oshi, lol


seee wat u guys ave caused, his head is swelling now

Badman888; I see you got your game locked!

shuo, j-girl, u r fighting cuz of badman. kai, i am so disappointed.


badman which kind charm u use hold am huh?