Hooked by d title??
Aint seen nothing yet, read and enjoy,

Gabrywyl is an 86yr old woman on trial 4 murdering 29yr old playboy Jeovy,
Below is part of the trial transcript. 


Defense Attorney(Ben~Jay):
Will you please state your age?

Gabrywyl:
I am 86 years old.

Ben~Jay:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Gabrywyl:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my varanda on a cool hammatan evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Ben~Jay:
Did you know him?

Gabrywyl:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Ben~jay:
How was he friendly? Can u elaborate for this court?

Gabrywyl:
He started to rub my thigh.

Ben~Jay:
Did you stop him?

Gabrywyl:
No, I didn't stop him.

Ben~Jay:
And why not?

Gabrywyl:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Sam-milla died some 30 years ago.

Ben~Jay:
What happened next?

Gabrywyl:
He began to rub my breasts.

Ben~Jay:
Did you stop him then?

LittleOld Lady:
No, I did not stop him.

Ben~Jay:
And why not?

Gabrywyl:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Ben~Jay:
What happened next?

Gabrywyl:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him
”Take me, young man. Take me now!!!”

Ben~Jay
Did he take you?

Gabrywyl:
Hell, no! He just yelled, “April Fool!”And that's when I shot him, the little bastard


      

yeepa!

old mama don set for action

She is Fully ready
Poor Jeovy

MY PPL,

NA SO WE SEE AM OO. . .

serves the grand-motha-f**ker right.hope granny kept his lazy stick as a souvernir.

JEEEOOOOOVVVYYY!

I dey very sure say princess neva hear this one,
any way sha no be for my mouth dem go hear say Yaradua na hausa man.

^{***sneaks off to whisper in princesca's ears***}

equlibrium:

Hooked by d title??
Aint seen nothing yet, read and enjoy,

I actually was hooked by the title

OUCH dadisGAL!!!

Jeovy, somuch hatin at cha!!!
   

:p

wanene yako ki ran ibkaye?

me kin yi da za ko kirin kin?

come eqwy,dem swear for you,I just marry O.which can trouble you dey look for

I c dead ppl

Jeovy, u see?? Nobi only me wan kill u, this makes two of us,

I can deal with equlibrium easily but you

equlibrium:

me kin yi da za ko kirin kin?

nansense

       
Hey!!! How can an old lady with menopause still have the feeling for sex ABEGGGGGG. . . This made no sense ohhh. . .

And mind you, I am not a Hot Bugger like the Poster   

TUFIAKWA! Mama Ngozi will be piss. . . .

@gab
y deny it??
we all knw wat happend wz nt ur fault,
read d reactions,
we all support u. . . . .

Cappuccine:

nansense

OMG!!!

its is ibkaye again!!!

ITs an OK Joke. You get Two fingers for that!!

@seanT21
and i'd like 2 stick em both straight up ya a#$!!!

*sits and observes*

*removes chair, he falls and breaks his spinal cord*

HAHAHA! Clem. . . You're a meaner. . .

equlibrium:

@gab
y deny it??
we all knw what happend wz nt your fault,
read d reactions,
we all support u. . . . .

Na waaaa ohhh. . . First of all, I aint an oid fart, second of all, I aint a sex maniac and third of all, I aint a Hot Bugger waiting to burst out like a donkey retard!!!

Thats it boy, when I find your secret, you will be fully EXPOSED FULL FRONTAL on Nairaland. Bwahahahaha!

equlibrium:

@seanT21
and i'd like 2 stick em both straight up ya a#$!!!

hey!!! Dont talk to my sista like that!       

She deserves all the respect which she should get cause she is in line with Simon Cowell. . . You know?

seanT21 is a sista??
hahahahahahahahaha


and WDF is simon cowell??
damn!!


as 4 ur bin hurt??
sori, d truth is bitter,
bt luk at my side,
i dnt blame u,
it wz all jeovy's fault!!!

Eqwy,

do you know thats exactly the way devil laughs

equlibrium:

@seanT21
and i'd like 2 stick em both straight up ya a#$!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!

I meant I will clap with my two fingers instead of 5. Anwayz, You got me!!!

@ Gabby

Thanks to you my malaysian sister!!!

equlibrium:

seanT21 is a sista??
hahahahahahahahaha


and WDF is simon cowell??
damn!!


as 4 your bin hurt??
sori, d truth is bitter,
bt luk at my side,
i dnt blame u,
it wz all jeovy's fault!!!

Yeah. She's my Liberian Sister. You got a problem with that?

You dont know the legendary Simon Cowell What are you? 3 years old?

Oh Oh. . . . You better dont shout Jeovy's name ohhhh. . . . He has the full power to circumsize you nna. . . .

@joke rotfmlo

this joke is off da hook. I SIMPLY LOVE IT

tufe:

this joke is off da hook. I SIMPLY LOVE IT

Well. . . I dont!!!

Neither do I

Tufe close your dentition