This is just a list of jokes, feel free to add yours
•U collect babe number u use "chick" store am. ___ Shey her mama na fowl?
•U buy suya ur woman chop all the meat finish u con dey smile dey chop the onion, u be vegetarian?
•U dey wit ur guy & u dey recieve diff kinds of phone calls every 5 min, yet u dey claim say u no dey cheat on ur guy. My sista, u be MTN customer care agent?
•U ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry. Were you expecting her to say wisdom, knowledge and understanding?
•U dey carry ur girlfriend go club, after u marry her finish u want stop her frm goin to club. ____ My broda u think say miracle fit happen?
•Ur gafrnd dumps u for a rich man u say she b gold digger, bt ur sister do d same to anoda guy, u giv testimony for Church saying na grace of God. Bros park well.
•Your babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of #150.000 . Abeg where she wan fix am ?, Abeg se na ontop that coconut head?
•U have 20 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all ova ur body yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my friend u be zebra?
•U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches high heeled shoe...she u wan whisper to God?
•U dey snap inside different type of cars yet u expect ur man to believe u are not cheating. .aunty, u be mechanic?
•U gather different gals picture for ur fone & yet u xpect ur gal to believe u are not cheatin.. ____ uncle, u be photographer?
•He gave u an engagement ring for over five years, he never marry u, my dear u be lord of d rings? •You dey pay your babe wey dey university school fees and yet u never write JAMB, u be scholarship board?
•U are 18yrs and ur sugar daddy is 70yrs old and u stil dey call him BABY, my sister he should be ur ANCESTOR.
•Your babe is licking ice cream..u're drinking pure water.. pls guy Are u diabetic?
•U claim say u eat rice and stew, but u come vomit fufu and egwusi soup. Omo u be magician? .,
•U buy the babes sexy under wears __ anoda man dey help u pull am down dey arrange am _ guy na Division Of labour
•U dey read dis post and u no laff and post even a comment, abeg u be WITCH?

Lmao..i must recommend u,u put smilez on my face