mama johnny. where u dey now

she is spending quality tyme wit her hubby

she needs it, for another johnny to come

Whose Birthday?

Chioya took her three-year-old Johnny to church for the first time. The church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles.

All was quiet until the little Johnny started to sing in a loud voice, "Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you, "

which kind pikin this chioya born sef

abio i don tire for d boy sef

When Chioya was six months pregnant with her third child, her three year old Johnny came into the room when she was just getting ready to get into the shower.

he said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"

she replied, "Yes honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy."

"I know," he replied, "but what is growing in your butt?"

chioya suppose beg you

say wetin happen?

too many revolution about johnny

why una de drag Johny, abeg make una go adopt that pikin we act "Problem Child"

na chioya be the mama na, so no need for adoption. as they say, monkey no fine, but him mama like am

"Johnny no fine, but chioya e mama like am" shey na wetin u mean, T

period

who's period

knocking

somebody calm Little J down abeg, B4 e wound Fada Christmas, where in this world is the mother self?, _Chioya,  [b], [/b]

No Drinking and Smoking
Grandmother was talking to her grandson, trying to explain the dangers of smoking. “Now Johnny,” she said, “you have to promise Grandma that, once you’re a grown man, you will never smoke, and never drink.”

“Never, Grandma?” asked little Johnny.

“Never, boy, not even once,” replied the grandmother.

With his eyes wide as saucers, Johnny asked “But won’t I get thirsty?”

Johnny na case

dont mind that yeye boy

titi! you no go kill me ooo

lordmassacre, u wan die? i go bring johnny come for u

Na die be dat

Johnny is my hamsters name ohhh I call him Johnny Alexandre James the great

u don try miss hamster

gabrywyl:

Johnny is my hamsters name ohhh I call him Johnny Alexandre James the great

When Chioya Johnny meet ur Johnny Alexandre James, e go become Junny AlexJames the Small

Are you saying that they are getting married together?

i never said so??
they aaint compartible.
one is an Aids patient,

lordmassacre, u wan die? i go bring johnny come for u Wink

yeee!!!! i no wan die na why i dey beg you . in short wetin jonny wan do me sef . i just de joke now

Clem, how do you know that one have AIDS? Are you his/her motha?

i dunno