Baba Sege got an invitation from the Queen to come &
visit her in England , One afternoon, while drinking
tea in the palace, he asked the queen her success
secret. She told him that she relies on her people a
lot, and therefore she must be certain that they are
intelligent. She decided to show him exactly what she
meant, so she called Tony Blair on the phone.

'Now listen carefully, Mr. Obasanjo, I'm going to ask
Mr. Blair a question to determine his intelligence. ,

Queen: ' Hello Mr. Blair, I have a question for you:
your mother has a child, and your father has a child.
This child's not your brother and is not your sister.
Who is he then?'

Tony Blair: 'Obviously, it's me!'

Queen: 'Correct! Thank you, bye'. 'Did you get that
Mr. Obasanjo?' the queen asked.

Obasanjo answered: 'Yes, thx a lot, I'll definitely be
using that!'

As soon as Obasanjo got back to Nigeria , he knew that
he has doubt about Atiku's intelligence, and he was
going to ask him the question. He arranged a meeting
with him and asked him:

'Atiku, I have a question for you; your mother has a
child and your father has a child. The child is not
your brother and is not your sister, who is he?.'

Atiku thinks, and thinks, 'Em, you must give
me some time to think about it.'

So Mr. Obasanjo decided to give him a day to come out
with an answer.

That afternoon, Atiku called a meeting to discuss the
question, but NOBODY knew the answer. They drew up an
Atiku family tree, but to no avail! The next morning,
he realized he has to give Obasanjo an answer and as a
last resort, he decided to phone Jerry Rawlings of
Ghana ,

' Jerry, your mother has a child and your father has
a child. The child is not your brother and is not your
sister, who is he?'

Jerry answers immediately. 'Hey, Atiku, It is me of
course, you dumb Nigerian!'

Atiku rushed to Obasanjo's office, he was quite very
impressed to have got the answer to such a difficult
question. 'Mr. President, I know who he is, it's Jerry
Rawlings, former President of Ghana!'

Obasanjo replied: 'Jerry Rawlings ko, Jerry Gana ni.
You are such a stupid Vice President! I'll make sure
you're removed from office. The child is TONY BLAIR !'


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My ribs are hurting. . . good job smart president.

;, you no well,how dear you insult our president and vice

This is too funny , I can't stop laughing now

The Joke of the year award goes to this Joke *still laughing*

Dumb and Dumber I cant shout

lmao

feeedeeefeee - fawa!!!

tu za fiful

how are u my braza

language

clemcykul:

tu za fiful

how are u my braza

wallahi i am beery pine

haha
lovely post,cant stop laffing.

someone has posted this on nairaland before,

Quote from seun

please use the search-Quote

@clemcy dear, what language are we learning today

Blalinguistics

Interesting!

OK lecturer, I am new to this, lets start from the basics

web, how ye doing. omo e don tay oh

tufe:

web, how ye doing

i don't know abt you but am handsome

ok let me

"Continue With your Work"

Nice thinking. still laughing

@info

u are confused

GUDDAY klass today we shall be treating the basic importance of bla bla bla

who amongst u, got an idea on the afore mentioned?

yeah you there at the back, stand up and tell us

na u be teacher, so teach us

@ tufe

i resemble gabrywyl ?

Are you calling me confuse

once again, u used ur mouth to say that

Two lovers decided to commit suicide on a mountain top. They got to the mountain top and the lady suggested that the guy should jump first being a man, the guy accepted and jumped. The lady closed her eyes walked away and said love is blind. The guy mid-air released his parachute, shook his head and said true love never dies, what do you think?

Lol guy's . . . But what's it with you guys & remix. . .

tufe:

once again, u used your mouth to say that

You make me think that way ohhh. . . You and info. . .

@tope_teadr,

Hope that post wasn't directed to me,

@gab

. . .count me out

What

Sorry tufe, you're already in da list  

offer her garri

plz comot my name na