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Lead Us Not Into Temptation. by slimnike(m): 2:07pm On Jun 22, 2006
A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. So he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES." When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note: "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION."
Re: Lead Us Not Into Temptation. by beyunce(f): 4:51pm On Jun 22, 2006
quite funny. haha ha
Re: Lead Us Not Into Temptation. by Ejike3: 6:36pm On Apr 28, 2009
It is easy to come out of the trouble. The minister should offer the police bribe and beg him with these words "DELIVER US FROM ALL EVIL". grin
Re: Lead Us Not Into Temptation. by SamMilla1(m): 10:40pm On Apr 28, 2009
ok, good joke
Re: Lead Us Not Into Temptation. by jmkbond(f): 10:44pm On Apr 28, 2009
nice one
Re: Lead Us Not Into Temptation. by romsky: 11:26am On Apr 29, 2009
2 nice
Re: Lead Us Not Into Temptation. by Lolabbey: 11:30am On Apr 29, 2009
toooooooooooooo nice and quite unique
Re: Lead Us Not Into Temptation. by sylve11: 1:31pm On Apr 29, 2009
cool
Re: Lead Us Not Into Temptation. by MAYOR147(m): 1:50pm On Apr 29, 2009
ok!u have a pass mark smiley
Re: Lead Us Not Into Temptation. by Lolabbey: 2:07pm On Apr 29, 2009
no i wont pass him wth just 40 /100
Re: Lead Us Not Into Temptation. by lordmassac(m): 3:54pm On Apr 29, 2009
nice one
Re: Lead Us Not Into Temptation. by D1KeleVra(m): 11:09am On May 02, 2009
S[b]u[/b]lange?

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