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Windows Messages by Migines(m): 12:52pm On Nov 24, 2008
The following are new Windows messages that are supposedly under consideration for the planned Windows 7,

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

Press any key except, no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"

This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."

To "shut down" your system, type "WIN"

BREAKFAST.SYS halted, Cereal port not responding.

COFFEE.SYS missing, Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)

User Error: Replace user.

Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"

Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.
Re: Windows Messages by tytylayor: 1:11pm On Nov 24, 2008
tnx
Re: Windows Messages by clemcykul(f): 1:20pm On Nov 24, 2008
youre most welkum grin

hi miggie, wats up?
Re: Windows Messages by Migines(m): 1:23pm On Nov 24, 2008
cudnt be better honnie
Re: Windows Messages by Migines(m): 1:24pm On Nov 24, 2008
clemcykul:

youre most welkum grin

hi miggie, wats up?
im gooooood nd you?
Re: Windows Messages by Migines(m): 1:25pm On Nov 24, 2008
tytylayor:

tnx
For?
Re: Windows Messages by clemcykul(f): 1:44pm On Nov 24, 2008
making her laff, its been ages since tyty laffed last. grin

so howz wrk, and life in general??

u just disappeared shocked shocked shocked
Re: Windows Messages by Migines(m): 1:47pm On Nov 24, 2008
work. work. work.
shit loads of project work!
Re: Windows Messages by Migines(m): 1:48pm On Nov 24, 2008
@tyty
my pleasure
@Clem
work. work. work.
shit loads of project work!
Re: Windows Messages by romsky: 2:13pm On Nov 24, 2008
huh
Re: Windows Messages by tytylayor: 2:23pm On Nov 24, 2008
migines, ur pressure shocked shocked kpele o

clem u no say for my town (ota) na taboo to laff na angry angry sad sad
Re: Windows Messages by yysl: 2:26pm On Nov 24, 2008
notin like tabooo,taboo don Bleep
Re: Windows Messages by DamiD: 3:12pm On Nov 24, 2008
yysl:

taboo don Bleep

taboo don do wetin ?
Re: Windows Messages by clemcykul(f): 3:14pm On Nov 24, 2008
no mind the oloju kokoro
Re: Windows Messages by Moyola(f): 3:17pm On Nov 24, 2008
lmcao!!
Re: Windows Messages by tytylayor: 3:29pm On Nov 24, 2008
wat shocked
Re: Windows Messages by krama(m): 8:15pm On Nov 24, 2008
undecided
Re: Windows Messages by sima(f): 1:32am On Nov 25, 2008
is dere something wroNg sir? cool
Re: Windows Messages by Gabry(f): 5:38am On Nov 25, 2008
kakakakaka! grin



I will never close my mouth. You will have to make me angry
Re: Windows Messages by tytylayor: 9:54am On Nov 25, 2008
i bind d spirit of kakakakak in gaby ooooooooo
Re: Windows Messages by clemcykul(f): 10:15am On Nov 25, 2008
i loose the spirit and sent it back to you grin
Re: Windows Messages by sima(f): 11:44pm On Nov 25, 2008
i bind d spirit of clemido n' lolito away 4rm clem. . grin
Re: Windows Messages by clemcykul(f): 11:06am On Nov 26, 2008
no way menh!
grabs spirit and puts it back cool

no just try am o
Re: Windows Messages by sholabanke(m): 2:07pm On Nov 26, 2008
gabrywyl:

kakakakaka! grin



I will never close my mouth. You will have to make me angry
you will never stop surprising me
Re: Windows Messages by princesa(f): 2:26pm On Nov 26, 2008
like guess who just popped in to give a joke
good things are happening for sure cheesy
all runaways are coming back grin
Re: Windows Messages by Migines(m): 5:13pm On Nov 26, 2008
maybe. . . . maybe not. . . . .
hw u duing princesa? nice to see yall still locked in ere.
Re: Windows Messages by tosinadeda: 7:46pm On Nov 26, 2008
@poster

cool cool
Re: Windows Messages by clemcykul(f): 12:13pm On Nov 27, 2008
thanks
Re: Windows Messages by tytylayor: 12:44pm On Nov 27, 2008
u welkum
Re: Windows Messages by sholabanke(m): 2:42pm On Nov 27, 2008
embarassed
Re: Windows Messages by princesa(f): 2:44pm On Nov 27, 2008
Migines:

maybe. . . . maybe not. . . . .
hw u duing princesa? nice to see yall still locked in ere.
so u knw me too
hmm
am still here oh cheesy
Re: Windows Messages by sholabanke(m): 2:47pm On Nov 27, 2008
who will not kno u

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