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Re: . by Nobody: 11:52am On Aug 18, 2008
did u hear that i said it was sold to me?
Re: . by chioya(f): 12:35pm On Aug 18, 2008
@mustay

did u hear dat if i slap u u will be deaf for months
Re: . by Nobody: 12:45pm On Aug 18, 2008
did u hear that yaradua f?ucks the firstlady of this contry grin

una go don hear na!!
Re: . by Mustay(m): 1:02pm On Aug 18, 2008
chioya:

@mustay

did u hear that if i slap u u will be deaf for months

Did you hear that a lame person cannot slap a man? grin grin
Re: . by Nobody: 1:08pm On Aug 18, 2008
@ everyone who posted on this thread

    the joke is quite simple to comprehend
   
    dyslexic - someone who has dyslexia , a speech disorder where the person jumbles his words together.Like seeing God as Dog

    Insomniac - someone  who has insomnia , a sleeping disorder where one has problem sleeping

    Agnostic - someone who believes that one can not know whether or not God exists

   Now put it together

   
   Another brain tasking joke: What do you call a person who has a fixation on building intricately large buildings

   A complex complex complex
Re: . by Mustay(m): 1:13pm On Aug 18, 2008
Did you hear that we no ask you for explanation?
Re: . by chioya(f): 1:16pm On Aug 18, 2008
@mustay
did u hear dat if u try me again i will mail beating to u. tongue
Re: . by Gabry(f): 2:08pm On Aug 18, 2008
Did you hear that nld was sold to my grandma?
Re: . by folahann(m): 2:13pm On Aug 18, 2008
Did you hear you are such a big liar?
Re: . by Gabry(f): 2:41pm On Aug 18, 2008
Did you hear that folahann is telling a lie about gabrywyl being a liar?
Re: . by Mustay(m): 2:53pm On Aug 18, 2008
chioya:

@mustay
did u hear that if u try me again i will mail beating to u. tongue

did you hear that I'll panel-beat you too
Re: . by lexicon(m): 8:40am On Aug 19, 2008
That 27th of Aug is what the Whole World is waiting for,

Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles off earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am. It will look like the earth has 2 moons.

The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287.

Make sure you witness it as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again.

Re: . by Nobody: 9:14am On Aug 19, 2008
did u hear that i did not know?
Re: . by chioya(f): 9:22am On Aug 19, 2008
did u hear that mad people like mustay r nt needed in thie thread wink
Re: . by Nobody: 9:29am On Aug 19, 2008
did u hear that u told the truth ---- for once!!!!
Re: . by chioya(f): 9:44am On Aug 19, 2008
did u hear that i was once a liar tongue tongue
Re: . by Nobody: 9:49am On Aug 19, 2008
did u hear its very obvious that u are a liar? grin
Re: . by chioya(f): 9:51am On Aug 19, 2008
did u hear i am a changed lady for christ. shocked
Re: . by Nobody: 10:11am On Aug 19, 2008
did u hear i fainted wen i read ur post?
Re: . by chioya(f): 10:15am On Aug 19, 2008
did u hear that while u were fainting i was interceeding for you tongue tongue tongue
Re: . by lexicon(m): 10:16am On Aug 19, 2008
Did you here that i am suspecting chioya and oyaletor ?
Re: . by lexicon(m): 10:17am On Aug 19, 2008
Did you hear dat chioya & oyaletor like to post on the same thread
Re: . by tufe(m): 10:19am On Aug 19, 2008
did u hear that they are falling in [i]love[/i]mumu
Re: . by chioya(f): 10:21am On Aug 19, 2008
did u hear that lexicon and tufe is lying abt me and oyaletor undecided undecided
Re: . by lexicon(m): 10:28am On Aug 19, 2008
Did you hear dat tufe is saying the truth
Re: . by chioya(f): 10:33am On Aug 19, 2008
did u hear that me and oyaletor r are just friends and nothing more. smiley
Re: . by tufe(m): 10:35am On Aug 19, 2008
did u hear that that is a lie?
Re: . by lexicon(m): 10:37am On Aug 19, 2008
Did you hear dat Oyaletor has been sending love text msg to chioye ?
Re: . by Chrisbenogor(m): 10:39am On Aug 19, 2008
Did you hear dangote asked his wife what will I get you for our anniversary this year and she says a divorce. He replied "I did not plan on spending that much".
Re: . by lexicon(m): 10:46am On Aug 19, 2008
cry cry cry
Re: . by lexicon(m): 10:47am On Aug 19, 2008
Did you hear dat the rich also cry
Re: . by folahann(m): 10:59am On Aug 19, 2008
Did you hear there are a lot of gbe'borun like Lexicon on Nairaland?

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