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Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by Ebonyj(f): 1:14pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
The other day my man needed to pay a visit to the toilet , so he found a public toilet that had two cubicles. One of the doors was locked. So he went into the other, one, closed the door, dropped his trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me: 'Hello mate, how are you doing?' Although he thought that it was a bit strange, he didn't want to be rude, so he replied 'Not too bad thanks.' After a short pause, he heard the voice again 'So, what are you up to?' Again he answered, somewhat reluctantly, 'Just having a quick poo, How about yourself?' The next thing he heard him say was, 'Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some d*ckhead in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say.' |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by MrInfo1(m): 1:18pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
I can imagine the serious beating that would follow |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by Gabry(f): 1:31pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
This joke is a classic. It works all the time. |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by mykali(m): 1:35pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
there was no sign on the door to the other cubicle that said, ''i'm making a call'' so no be the guy fault. . . . nice joke. |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by Ebonyj(f): 1:40pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
mykali: Abi o, but is it true that men dont talk in the toilet? |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by tufe(m): 3:58pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
fat lie. me and my guys dey talk wella, especially when doing short put and smoking at the same time will blasting |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by Gabry(f): 3:59pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
You be a bunch of sissy's ohhh. . . |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by Ebonyj(f): 4:23pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
tufe: TMI,lol |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by folahann(m): 5:11pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
Thanks for bringing back the memory of this joke |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by tufe(m): 5:28pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
@gab are u referring to me? |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by Gabry(f): 5:31pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
I did not mention any names |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by tufe(m): 5:44pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
. . but u inferred |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by Gabry(f): 5:45pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
Did I? Must be my twin sister than |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by chioya(f): 5:48pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
ofcourse shes referring to u |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by tufe(m): 5:52pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
@gab . . u mean that gorrilla pix u posted @chioya c as u like touble |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by Gabry(f): 5:54pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
Thats your gf. |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by tufe(m): 6:00pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
. . . but u are my girl friend now |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by ituen(m): 7:00pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
Nice joke jeovy. I dey miss una. Keep the good work |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by tufe(m): 8:48pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
the man. . . . . . . . nice to c ya post |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by Jeovy(m): 6:47am On Aug 21, 2008 |
ituen: Are you sure,you came back the same.His name is not Jeovy abeg tufe tell am for me |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by ituen(m): 6:53am On Aug 21, 2008 |
Thanks bro @jeovy I believe you woke up this morning with banana peel in ur mouth |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by Jeovy(m): 6:54am On Aug 21, 2008 |
wait make I check |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by tufe(m): 9:42am On Aug 21, 2008 |
u never still come tell us @ituen na Ebonyj post the joke na |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by chioya(f): 10:31am On Aug 21, 2008 |
@gabby rat lick ya yash na tufe be ya boyfriend, i cant serve 2 masters its too hard and painful |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by tufe(m): 12:13pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
ah, no be my gf oh. i was just trying to say that she looks like the gorrilla pix she posted |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by RSA(m): 12:19pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
Thats funny,a real classic A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So, you're a man, That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God! The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle, My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police, " |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by tufe(m): 12:43pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
lol . . . . . .lovely. absolutely lovely blackmail. the guy no get sense |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by chioya(f): 1:25pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
women can never change |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by grow(m): 1:28pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
maybe u tell me why |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by mykali(m): 1:42pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
chei. why women h8 men like so? she no even send, she wan chop the man money ? |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by chioya(f): 1:45pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
@grow ask u mom |
Re: Why Men Don't Talk In The Toilet! by mykali(m): 1:49pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
chioya, answer my qxn now, or. . . . . |
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