A mother had 3 virgin daughters
they were all getting married in a short period of time.mom was a bit worried on how their sex life was gonna be,so she made them promise to send her a post card on how marital sex felt

the first girl sent a card 4rm hawaii.the card sed nothing buh"nescafe"
mom was puzzled at first,buh then she went to the kitchen and got out the nescafe jar
it sed"good til the last drop"
mom blushed but pleased for her daughter

the second girl sent a card 4rm vermont a week after the wedding and the card read"rothmans"
mom read the packet of rothmans and it sed"extra long,king size".she was again slightly embarrased but,yet pleased for her daughter

the third girl sent her card 4rm auckland,new zealand.mom waited 4 a week,nothing.another week went by,still nothing.then after a whole month,the card finally arrived.written on it was"air new zealand"

mom took out her latest YOU magazine ,flipped thru the pages and found the ad for air new zealand

the ad sed "ten times a day,seven days a week,both ways"

mom fainted

svs:


the ad sed "ten times a day,seven days a week,both ways"

mom fainted

LMAO thats something

omg,lol lol lol

2 much

make I ask una the third guy na dog abi na he goat, me I dey confuse im no dey tire

rotflmao.

:d :d :d :d :d

d 3rd guy is as strong as romade.

i give am hand!!!!!!!!!

nansense :d

try again next time.you can do better.

u now well. lmfao

abeg clear

sweetliet1 2

the third girl sent her card 4rm auckland,new zealand.mom waited 4 a week,nothing.another week went by,still nothing.then after a whole month,the card finally arrived.written on it was"air new zealand"

mom took out her latest YOU magazine ,flipped thru the pages and found the ad for air new zealand

the ad sed "ten times a day,seven days a week,both ways"

the third guy's got to be a horse.
guy ur joke got me laughing my heart out. keep it up

Lol, I want dat kind huby o!

(Lol, I want dat kind huby o!)
recovered-how far? im game. i cld do almost or even more

Lol. well, i would have considered if you were a guy,

im not female. i dont know what happened to my profile. it was changing to female by itself so i left it like dat after 3 tries.
so recoverd now dat i've updated how far?
my names are ogunbowale omotoyosi olajide, aka pappy

pappy4real:

im not female. i dont know what happened to my profile. it was changing to female by itself so i left it like dat after 3 tries.
so recoverd now dat i've updated how far?
my names are ogunbowale omotoyosi olajide, aka pappy

Lol, Online chyking, Ok, mine is recoverd( i know d real spelling)

papy no try dat girl ooooh

na calabar girl she be otherwise u go shout y me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am a solid delta babe oh!

that one is the ultimate f***king machine. heavy war.

Am a solid delta babe oh!

delta force

I love that movie.

i'd like to feel delta babes stunts. recoverd i cld do anything to be with u

chai!!! this guy, why u dey mumu ur self?

lol.

I guess you re the mother of those Virgins