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| Ladies Beware ! by lexicon(m): 12:04pm On Jul 05, 2006 |
LADIES,SEX IS DANGEROUS FOR YOUR HEALTH, SO DO IT ONLY ON DAYS THAT BEGINGS WITH LETTER ''T'' TEUSDAYS; THURSEDAYS; TODAY; TOMMORROW; AND DONT FORGET TONIGHT . |
| Re: Ladies Beware ! by Mystique(f): 12:55pm On Jul 05, 2006 |
Okay, We'll take ur advice  |
| Re: Ladies Beware ! by lilnaomi(f): 6:50pm On Jul 05, 2006 |
hmm nyc |
| Re: Ladies Beware ! by beyunce(f): 11:00am On Jul 06, 2006 |
i dont think dere is any day of da week dat's TEUSDAYS;  or THURSEDAYS; But i know of: TOMMORROW; AND DONT FORGET TONIGHT . Just kidding. dont mind me really kool |
| Re: Ladies Beware ! by chistiana(f): 10:50am On Aug 02, 2006 |
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][size=8pt][size=8pt][b]I beg u no sabi talk am here it goes: Thanksgiving, Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday? Thunday? Every Thucking day! Sex is: like Nokia (connecting people) like Nike (Just do it) like Pepsi (ask for more) like Coca Cola (Enjoy) like me (too good to be true) Send this message to 5 frinds or you will have 5 years of bad sex! Top 10 Places to have sex: In your bed In your parents bed In a car On a washing machine, while running In a hot tub On a beach, down in the sand On a comfy couch with the TV on On a waterbed A plane bathroom In the rain Top 10 Places NOT to have sex: In the movies In a car, WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING! In front of all of your friends In a phonebooth In your best friend's bed At Grandma's house At school In your dirty basement In the street ON-LINE Top three things to say before having sex: I love you (but only if you mean it) Rock my world Let's get ready to RUMBLE, Top three things NOT to say before having sex: Is this gunna hurt? Sure, I've done this thousands of times, Are you sure it's on there? Top 3 things to say after sex: Are you sure this was you're first time? I hope I tasted as good as you did! Wanna do it again? Top 3 things NOT to say after sex: That was IT?? I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya OOPS, the condom broke! My bad! Now, scroll down slowly Make a wish, [/b][/size][/font][/font][/size] 1 Like |
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