This is from an actual trial in the UK :


A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When She
noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account
of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She
moved again and then on her third move he burst out
laughing,


She had him arrested.


Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted
in such a manner.


His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she
was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Coming Soon: The
Gold Dust Twins'. I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving
advertisement, which read:'William's Stick Did The Trick'. Then I could not
control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an
advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this
accident.'


The case was dismissed,

rotflmao

funny