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[b]arrested For Laughing! [/b] by Johnnny(m): 3:54pm On Sep 12, 2008
Arrested for laughing!


[center]This is from an actual trial in the UK :


A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When She
noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account
of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She
moved again and then on her third move he burst out
laughing,


She had him arrested.


Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted
in such a manner.


His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she
was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which reads:
“Coming Soon: The Gold Circle Twin”. I was amused.

I was even more amused when she moved away and sat under a shaving
advertisement, which read:
“William's Stick Did The Trick”.

Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read:
“Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this
accident.”



The case was dismissed, !!!!!![/center]
Re: [b]arrested For Laughing! [/b] by Abbygyal(f): 3:58pm On Sep 12, 2008
seen it before
check oda posts before posting urs wink
nice one anywayz
Re: [b]arrested For Laughing! [/b] by dani1luv: 4:02pm On Sep 12, 2008
embarassed

howz abby doin wink
Re: [b]arrested For Laughing! [/b] by Abbygyal(f): 4:13pm On Sep 12, 2008
she's gd! cheesy
u?
Re: [b]arrested For Laughing! [/b] by newdeal(m): 4:59pm On Sep 12, 2008
johnny, you dey dia? grin
Re: [b]arrested For Laughing! [/b] by tufe(m): 7:45pm On Sep 12, 2008
@poster

shey na u be little johnny, anyway, the joke's nice
Re: [b]arrested For Laughing! [/b] by Gabry(f): 7:39am On Sep 13, 2008
grin
Re: [b]arrested For Laughing! [/b] by TOYOSI20(f): 7:42am On Sep 13, 2008
Funny cheesy
Re: [b]arrested For Laughing! [/b] by lordmassac(m): 8:22am On Sep 13, 2008
lil jonny sef dey tiaooo. nice one grin grin grin grin
Re: [b]arrested For Laughing! [/b] by Johnnny(m): 8:31am On Sep 13, 2008
Hey! stop there all of you

who is little Johnnny

I am Big Johnnny o

Dont you dare belittle me by littling me with your little titles like little Johnnny
Re: [b]arrested For Laughing! [/b] by tufe(m): 9:00am On Sep 13, 2008
sharap dia,

BY THE POWER VESTES IN ME BY THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC ON NIGERIA, I HENCE DECLARE U LITTLE johnny
Re: [b]arrested For Laughing! [/b] by Johnnny(m): 10:29am On Sep 13, 2008
I no gree

Call me Big Johnnny

or else I go give u one knock wey u no go forget
Re: [b]arrested For Laughing! [/b] by tufe(m): 10:32am On Sep 13, 2008
shildren of nowadays. they have no respect for white hair
Re: [b]arrested For Laughing! [/b] by Johnnny(m): 10:34am On Sep 13, 2008
Hey guys

where is tytylayor gone to sef?

Abeg make she come see what she caused o

with this little Johnnny issue angry angry angry
Re: [b]arrested For Laughing! [/b] by tufe(m): 10:45am On Sep 13, 2008
she's coming, dont worry about that
Re: [b]arrested For Laughing! [/b] by cbase: 4:02pm On Sep 13, 2008
Johnny don finally grow, now am free cheesy
Re: [b]arrested For Laughing! [/b] by tufe(m): 5:51pm On Sep 13, 2008
who tell u say him don grow? show us the evidence
Re: [b]arrested For Laughing! [/b] by cbase: 10:36pm On Sep 13, 2008
at least Johnny has 57 posts to his credit cheesy
Re: [b]arrested For Laughing! [/b] by tufe(m): 11:55pm On Sep 13, 2008
that no be growth na.

that only means that he is in his 1st trimester in the womb
Re: [b]arrested For Laughing! [/b] by Gabry(f): 7:42am On Sep 14, 2008
I hereby announce Johnny as baba Johnny.

To the other clowns, the only little here in moi as I be pikin remember? How many times do I have to tell y'all?

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