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Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 5:51am On Sep 23, 2008 |
Since you guys just wont stop mentioning about fart, therefore I will dedicate this Farting Thread to you guys and hope you like it. So anything concerning to fart, just post it here. Thank you. 1 Like |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 5:56am On Sep 23, 2008 |
What Kind of Farter are You? Pick the day you were born on (i.e. 5th, 6th etc.) to see what kind of farter you are, • 1-AMBITIOUS FARTER Always ready to fart. • 2-LAZY FARTER Just fizzles • 3-AMIABLE FARTER Likes to smell others farts. • 4-SELFISH FARTER Only enjoys smelling his own farts. • 5-CARELESS FARTER Farts in church, restaurants, and department stores without even an iota of shame. • 6-SMART ALEC FARTER Farts when girls are in the room. • 7-CLEVER FARTER Farts and coughs at same time. • 8-SCIENTIFIC FARTER Keeps his or her farts in jars with the dates on them. • 9-STINGY FARTER Belches instead of farting to save his butthole. • 10-FOOLISH FARTER Farts and laughs, while others cry. • 11-SHY FARTER Can only fart on a deserted Island. • 12-CONCEITED FARTER Thinks he can fart the loudest. • 13-UNLUCKY FARTER Tries to fart and soils his underwear. • 14- TIMID FARTER Is emotionally shaken by the sound of farts. • 15-BEWILDERED FARTER Unable to distinguish between their farts and others. • 16-SLOVENLY FARTER Farts refuse to leave underwear, it's nice and damp in there and they can stick around. • 17-NERVOUS FARTER Farts very tight squeaky half farts, keeps the rest for the privacy of his or her own home. • 18-MISERABLE FARTER Can't fart unless he or she is in the privacy of their own home. • 19-CONFUSED FARTER Has such bad breath he or she can't tell where the smell is coming from. • 20-GROUCHY FARTER Swears at his or her farts. • 21-SNEAKY FARTER Farts, cups the noxious cloud tightly between his or her cheeks, then waits for someone else to get up or make a move to lift cheek. • 22-DISAPPOINTED FARTER Their farts don't stink. • 23-FRESH GUY FARTER Turns around in front of you and farts. • 24-BIG BULLY FARTER Farts louder, longer, and smellier than everyone elses. • 25-VAIN FARTER Deeply moved by the smell of farts. • 26-CLAIRVOYANT FARTER Can tell what others have eaten from their farts. • 27-WISE FARTER Farts and say's "Who dropped their guts?" • 28-DAMNED MEAN FARTER Farts in bed and pulls the covers over wife's head (aka the Dutch oven) • 29-MUSICAL FARTER Tenor or bass Clear as a bell Smells like shit Sounds like a tuba • 30-HONEST FARTER Farts and blames in on others or the dog. • 31-LIVELY FARTER Jumps up in air, toots three times, kicks simultaneously. 1 Like |
Re: Farting Jokes by Mutee: 8:22am On Sep 23, 2008 |
am a DAMNED MEAN FARTER. Infact i just farted. Born April 28th. Feel free to fart my fellow landers it's fun and you know what?, when you fart you feel great. so i suggest you keep farting ooo! |
Re: Farting Jokes by showbobo(m): 11:55am On Sep 23, 2008 |
Your butthole go tear very soon. |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 4:29pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
Nah. . . he wont. his butt hole be bionic ohhh |
Re: Farting Jokes by Jeovy(m): 4:32pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
showbobo: Gaby, you just establish yourself in the kingdom of Farting |
Re: Farting Jokes by romsky: 4:34pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
;d |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 4:35pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
Nope Jeovy. I'm just granting your wish |
Re: Farting Jokes by SamMilla1(m): 4:37pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
*moves to the next thread* |
Re: Farting Jokes by newdeal(m): 4:48pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
*ala kegito* MAY YOU FART AND NEVER TIRE, MAY YOUR KPONKPONKI SEND RAINCLOUDS OF FART OVER YOUR ENTIRE HOUSEHOLD, TILL REAL DEMOCRAT REDO AND UNDO DEMON-CRATS IN NAIJA. amen-isseeeeeee! |
Re: Farting Jokes by showbobo(m): 7:15pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
newdeal:Who be this BABALAWO wey dey chant Incatantions for here,ehn?? |
Re: Farting Jokes by Jeovy(m): 8:08pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
I bow for the guy O |
Re: Farting Jokes by showbobo(m): 9:34pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
Jeovy:You better run before him cast spell on you |
Re: Farting Jokes by Baxilexi(m): 9:36pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
good advice @gabby, is that what its called nowadays FART!!?? |
Re: Farting Jokes by showbobo(m): 10:00pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
wetin dem dey call am before |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 1:22am On Sep 24, 2008 |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 1:22am On Sep 24, 2008 |
1 Like
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Re: Farting Jokes by MrInfo1(m): 1:31am On Sep 24, 2008 |
Am a clean guy |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 1:34am On Sep 24, 2008 |
your turn is yet to come. . . . . . . I actually have alot of farting scenes instore for almost everyone here. Its just that I am taking it one step at a time |
Re: Farting Jokes by MrInfo1(m): 1:36am On Sep 24, 2008 |
Nah, am still gona come out clean (,) |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 1:37am On Sep 24, 2008 |
We will see sha |
Re: Farting Jokes by MrInfo1(m): 1:39am On Sep 24, 2008 |
Don't tell lies on me sha |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 1:41am On Sep 24, 2008 |
u really want evidence abi? |
Re: Farting Jokes by MrInfo1(m): 1:46am On Sep 24, 2008 |
Yeah, i wanna perceive the odour |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 1:47am On Sep 24, 2008 |
fine here it is
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Re: Farting Jokes by MrInfo1(m): 1:50am On Sep 24, 2008 |
Still wasn't me |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 1:52am On Sep 24, 2008 |
yes it was cause while you shit, you fart at the same time |
Re: Farting Jokes by MrInfo1(m): 2:01am On Sep 24, 2008 |
Come and perceive my yansh na |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 9:09am On Sep 24, 2008 |
Info, dont tell me you have never farted before? You be mutated Monkey boy ohhh |
Re: Farting Jokes by showbobo(m): 10:27am On Sep 24, 2008 |
gabrywyl:E be like say two of una get some kind hidden business together. . . Maybe una dey plan coup to take over nairaland |
Re: Farting Jokes by MrInfo1(m): 12:04pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
There is only one way to find out if na me truly mess or not |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 1:03pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
That is to hear, smell & feel your bom bom and only 1 person fits to do that. We wait. The person is yet. . . . |
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