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Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 3:50pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
Just admit it, that was you nna. And I am not maried how he fit be my husban? CHEI! |
Re: Farting Jokes by kayowalemi(m): 4:01pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
If person open farting company with u people person no go dey short of gas ooo All the gas wey dem put for perfume person fit get am here free of charge. walahi |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 1:36am On Sep 27, 2008 |
Yes ohh but since you are the expert in this field, may you fit let go as much gas as you want. |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 1:37am On Sep 27, 2008 |
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Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 2:41pm On Sep 27, 2008 |
all abt farts. what is fart |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 2:42pm On Sep 27, 2008 |
you never fart before ehn? |
Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 3:00pm On Sep 27, 2008 |
i nver fart oooo jokinif i fart for yhu., JESUS i no know oooo wetin i say now |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 3:02pm On Sep 27, 2008 |
u never fart So your anus aint got hole abi? |
Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 3:05pm On Sep 27, 2008 |
yhur anus aint get hole abi lol i jst dey joke |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 3:06pm On Sep 27, 2008 |
so have you farted infron of your gf? |
Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 3:13pm On Sep 27, 2008 |
yhu dey tri to explain to me: say yhu don fart in frunt of ya husband |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 3:14pm On Sep 27, 2008 |
why does everyone here keeps thinking that I have a husband I am not married ohhhhh. . . . Ma bf you mean? Yes, I fart infront of him anytime. . . Even infront of my housemates sha. |
Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 3:38pm On Sep 27, 2008 |
OLD STORY yhu arent married??. . . . . . . . . (unbelievable) NEW STORY You just fart anywere., yhu no fit fart for ma frnt coz i wld whip ya ass thoroughly |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 3:40pm On Sep 27, 2008 |
Why should I be married? Give me one good reason on why should someone or anyone get married han maybe I would consider it. Whats wrong with farting? My bf told me that its part of God's creation |
Re: Farting Jokes by mykali(m): 5:48pm On Sep 27, 2008 |
its a lie. i don't fart. |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 9:11am On Sep 28, 2008 |
Mykolo, so your anus aint got hole abi? |
Re: Farting Jokes by Azo(m): 11:06am On Sep 28, 2008 |
maybe na im ampit im dey use fart. no wonder im B.O. BAAAAAD |
Re: Farting Jokes by showbobo(m): 12:12pm On Sep 28, 2008 |
sharp dia and close your soak-away infested mouth |
Re: Farting Jokes by dani1luv: 1:56pm On Sep 28, 2008 |
@ showbobo no mind the newbie jare |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 3:40pm On Sep 28, 2008 |
Azo: Oh yeah. . . Thats a good idea nna. Fart away! _______________________________________________ Showbobo and dani, dont be mean ohhh. . . After I have to bring you two to da ring may we fit do wrestling |
Re: Farting Jokes by Jeovy(m): 3:49pm On Sep 28, 2008 |
you too like fight |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 3:52pm On Sep 28, 2008 |
since when? |
Re: Farting Jokes by mykali(m): 8:23pm On Sep 28, 2008 |
Azo: ya fada nyash there. gabby, why u dey disturb ma anus na? |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 1:54am On Sep 29, 2008 |
I aint disturbing nobody's anus ohhh. Im just asking whether your anus got a hole or not. So does it? |
Re: Farting Jokes by skipo87(m): 2:15am On Sep 29, 2008 |
gabby, why u dey disturb ma anus na? [/color] [quote][/quote] it is obsessed wit anus, its called anal obsession.patients or the psychological disorder dnt always kno they sufferin from such mental disorder. they also called butthole surfers. |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 2:16am On Sep 29, 2008 |
That will be you ehn. |
Re: Farting Jokes by skipo87(m): 2:20am On Sep 29, 2008 |
i'l nick name u "butthole sufrer". |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 2:22am On Sep 29, 2008 |
Butthole sssssssssss. . . . WETIN NA waaaa ohhh. . . . Why you take your name go give to me now? |
Re: Farting Jokes by skipo87(m): 2:25am On Sep 29, 2008 |
i kinda like the name, its kinda cute and goes wit ur online personality, i wonder how ur butthole wud b like |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 2:38am On Sep 29, 2008 |
If you like the name, why dont you use it for yourself? |
Re: Farting Jokes by skipo87(m): 2:45am On Sep 29, 2008 |
nah! i dont have the obsession wt butts, fart or other butt related issue |
Re: Farting Jokes by Gabry(f): 2:53am On Sep 29, 2008 |
Since when I have an obsession with butts? |
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