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| Gabrywyls Life Story. by mykali(m): 7:13pm On Sep 27, 2008 |
Gabbro goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the guy to put a tattoo of a turkey on her upper right thigh. She goes back to the same tattoo parlor two weeks later and asks him to tattoo a picture of a Christmas tree on her upper left thigh. Stumped, the guy finally decides to ask her why she wants these tattoos. She said, "I'm tired of my husband complaining every year that there is nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas." |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by mykali(m): 7:21pm On Sep 27, 2008 |
Gabbro goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office." The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week. The next week gabbro goes back to his office. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly!" The doctor says, "Good, Now that we've cleared up your nostrils, let's work on your hearing." |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by mykali(m): 7:25pm On Sep 27, 2008 |
gabby and her hubby go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, He says,"Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says,"Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up." After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!" Gabbro looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"" |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by Jeovy(m): 7:33pm On Sep 27, 2008 |
the second joke is so true about gaby nice mykali |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by studio43(m): 7:52pm On Sep 27, 2008 |
funny, but i forgot to laugh  |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by jmkbond(f): 10:24pm On Sep 27, 2008 |
@mykali oole to |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by Gabry(f): 11:20pm On Sep 27, 2008 |
Why everyone here refer o me as having a husband?  |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by ztyle(m): 11:43pm On Sep 27, 2008 |
Gabry don sufa 4 una hand  |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by Gabry(f): 11:43pm On Sep 27, 2008 |
what do you mean by that? |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by ztyle(m): 11:49pm On Sep 27, 2008 |
meaninq the joke is gettinq @ of hand !  |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by studio43(m): 11:55pm On Sep 27, 2008 |
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| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by ztyle(m): 12:05am On Sep 28, 2008 |
Wetin happen studio? |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by Gabry(f): 8:42am On Sep 28, 2008 |
Nothing, Its just that Studio dont believe of all the false accusation being thrown at me by Mykolo |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by Arcani: 6:01pm On Sep 28, 2008 |
Nice ones. Jeovy:I agree with you sha |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by mykali(m): 8:08pm On Sep 28, 2008 |
more are coming. there's no escape for Gabbro this time around. |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by jmkbond(f): 10:44pm On Sep 28, 2008 |
mykali:na lie mylkolo.gabby go escape,she is wit more than enough life |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by cbase: 10:53pm On Sep 28, 2008 |
more with life?, abi with the Turkey on her left thigh or the christmas tree on the right thigh or the heater/oven wey dey inB/W her legs?, wey the life come dey |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by skipo87(m): 1:15am On Sep 29, 2008 |
heya, poor thing, hp she doesnt cry sha |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by showbobo(m): 1:37am On Sep 29, 2008 |
poor farty farty Gabry |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by Gabry(f): 1:41am On Sep 29, 2008 |
No worries ohh. . . I know Mykolo is making all the false accusations. In time to come, I will catch your evil actions Mykolo Monkey Groundnuts. HA! |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by skipo87(m): 2:23am On Sep 29, 2008 |
yea she is a poor butthole sufferer  |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by Gabry(f): 2:24am On Sep 29, 2008 |
Why you use your name to call me now? |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by skipo87(m): 2:30am On Sep 29, 2008 |
oh dear! i think someone is lookin for another nick, i'll google another out for u |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by Gabry(f): 2:37am On Sep 29, 2008 |
No need to worry bobo. I found IT. Its called QUEEN GABBY |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by skipo87(m): 2:48am On Sep 29, 2008 |
gabrywyl:wud have loved to bt anytime i type that into the google search, it redirects me to the butthole sufferer. wat kinda google u using? is it customized, ? dont say, u usin http://www.google.com/butthole_sufferer |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by Gabry(f): 2:53am On Sep 29, 2008 |
NAAAA AHHHH. . . . Your computer must be crack up on weed or maybe you are crack up on weed. Mine be professional google search sha. |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by cbase: 10:12am On Sep 29, 2008 |
oh! |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by Gabry(f): 11:56am On Sep 29, 2008 |
Whats with the oh. You run out of breath abi? Here, some inhaler for your asthma |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by cbase: 7:11pm On Sep 29, 2008 |
are u asthamatic? |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by Gabry(f): 7:12pm On Sep 29, 2008 |
No but my sister, brother, mother and father is. So you and them fit share the same Inhaler. |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by Jeovy(m): 7:17pm On Sep 29, 2008 |
how did you escape? |
| Re: Gabrywyls Life Story. by Gabry(f): 7:29pm On Sep 29, 2008 |
I really dont know. It seems that I have escaped from many otha things like High blood pressure, self produce protein in the artery, cholesterol and also gastrict. |
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