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What Is Politics by Terry1(m): 5:40pm On Jul 15, 2006
Boy: Dad, what's politics?

Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I
have all the money so we'll call me the
management. Mom receives most of it so we'll call
her the government. We'll call the maid the
working class, you are the people, and your baby
brother is the future. Do you understand now son?

Boy: I still don't understand dad.

Dad: Think about it for a while son.

That night the boy wakes up because his baby
brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he's
soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but
she's asleep he goes in to the maids room but
she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs
on the door but no one can here him.

The next day,
Son: Dad I understand politics now.

Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words
son.

Son: The management is screwing the working class
while the government is fast asleep. The people
are being ignored and the future is full of SHIT!
Re: What Is Politics by Damsal(f): 1:27pm On Jul 16, 2006
Lol. grin grin grin grin grin
Re: What Is Politics by Mystique(f): 8:48am On Jul 17, 2006
Smart Kid cheesy cheesy
Re: What Is Politics by Oracle(m): 2:46pm On Jul 18, 2006
He really understands THE CONCEPT OF POLITICS
Re: What Is Politics by micklplus(m): 3:02pm On Jul 18, 2006
this is wonderful ! brilliant !
I love this
Cheers cheesy
Re: What Is Politics by naijadiva2(f): 8:15pm On Jul 18, 2006
true
Re: What Is Politics by aplus: 9:53am On Jul 19, 2006
funny

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