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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by noordean(m): 2:39am On Sep 30, 2014
chemprince:
What department please?
physics,oau.
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by noordean(m): 2:48am On Sep 30, 2014
Aksimple47: bt u 4get d one SIMPLE abi simple dey fight 4 ur eyes,o boy i no get Ak47...pls my frnd re-post it again nd wish me well because joke may bcom true somtimes bt nt dis,i reject it in d spirit of ALLAH.gudnite
So ur Ak na simple one? dat Simple one too no bad,dos boko boys don enter am for ur hand
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Aksimple47(m): 3:04am On Sep 30, 2014
noordean: So ur Ak na simple one? dat Simple one too no bad,dos boko boys don enter am for ur hand
dnt mind me naa mouth i get,i no get dat stuff 4 boko boiz-wo b me,melo lara mi,pls free mi joor.....ohun eyan lohun olorun,..i reject borno oooo bt accept lagos...MORNRING 2 U ALL

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by noordean(m): 3:12am On Sep 30, 2014
Aksimple47: dnt mind me naa mouth i get,i no get dat stuff 4 boko boiz-wo b me,melo lara mi,pls free mi joor.....ohun eyan lohun olorun,..i reject borno oooo bt accept lagos...MORNRING 2 U ALL
Morning bro
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by sartee(m): 5:55am On Sep 30, 2014
Good morning to all my oga's at the top. Double TUALEE for you all. Please Mr sodiqyinka, I need your help asap. Have contacted shigoboy and one way or the other God has opened all close doors. Cos most of the courses that Nuc scraped when we were in 300l has been put online. So as to enable students from such department to register for nysc online. My jamb registration number was saying registration not found or something . And I want to go and register today by the grace of God. can you help me check it and tell me what's wrong. this is it 92602124HG. Once again good morning to you all...
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by tunbebes(f): 5:55am On Sep 30, 2014
cryTo all Akokites, pls go to school o! A list has been pasted and u may get d surprise of your life cos ur name may not be on d batch C list. They broke my heart on Friday. I have to wait till March now. cry
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by westinfo4040(m): 6:40am On Sep 30, 2014
Horlawoomey:

Chai, north don suffer
Bros no be my fault o..,aw ur nite my oga
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Akerry(m): 6:43am On Sep 30, 2014
noordean: Wumi abegi o! my guy wey dey serve for dt place, na bicycle e dey use waka go hin ppa everyday, dem neva c light for face,na so d guy kuku transfer im laptop com home,even on phones u go dey manage d battery ni
grin grin grin cheesy grin grin grin *lmfao*
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by westinfo4040(m): 6:43am On Sep 30, 2014
rashfat: Abeg ask am oooooo

no mind am jor aw ur nite
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Macmilla(m): 7:07am On Sep 30, 2014
rashfat: Which kind amen be dat 1 na? Bros abeg o

Them get two types of Amen?
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Macmilla(m): 7:09am On Sep 30, 2014
rashfat: Bros, i hail ooo. Bros abeg i offend u? Wetin be my offence? I no like dat iplay kuplay wey u dey play ooo. My Mumsy dey pray everyday 4 Lagos or Edo u wan con change am here 2 Jigawa, ur prayer no answer. Lolllllllllllllz, thank GOD sey na joke sha

What if the thing no be joke? Wetin you go do?
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by falansa: 7:21am On Sep 30, 2014
sodiqyinka: I tire o. I go try shut am up in d morning.
good morning house.
Bro, I didn't see your mail o. drop your nos for me then
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Horlawoomey(m): 7:22am On Sep 30, 2014
westinfo4040: Bros no be my fault o..,aw ur nite my oga

It was cool, what about yours ?
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Horlawoomey(m): 7:25am On Sep 30, 2014
noordean: Wumi abegi o! my guy wey dey serve for dt place, na bicycle e dey use waka go hin ppa everyday, dem neva c light for face,na so d guy kuku transfer im laptop com home,even on phones u go dey manage d battery ni

Funny tale, on the bicycle issue, your guy go don fit like an athlete.

Na 10k Ebonyi dey pay fa
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Akerry(m): 7:25am On Sep 30, 2014
Children Are Quick and Always
Speak Their Minds
_______________ _______________ _
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and
find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who
discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
_______________ _______________ _
TEACHER: John, why are you doing
your math multiplication on the
floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it
without using the table__________
_______________ __
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell
'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I -L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you
asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
_______________ _______________ _
TEACHER: Donald, what is the
chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking
about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H
to O.
_______________ _______________ _
TEACHER: Winnie, name one
important thing we have today
that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
_______________ _______________ _
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always
get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the
ground than you are.
_______________ _______________ _
TEACHER: Millie, give me a
sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say,
'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth
letter of the alphabet'
_______________ _______________ _
TEACHER: George Washington not
only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had
the axe in his hand......
_______________ _______________ _
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me
frankly, do you say prayers before
eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my
Mom is a good cook.
_______________ _______________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition
on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
_______________ _____________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call
a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer
interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
_______________ _______________ _
grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by profeoo(m): 7:27am On Sep 30, 2014
Gud day house!
Its been quite a yl! Gud news is ,Uniport,s senate approvesd list for batch C came out last week,sadly,a lot of persons were shocked nt to see their names bt I scaled through.
I hv finally registered bt I'm yet to pay d 4k.

#teamIhvregistered+batchc waiting



*sekem outa thread
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Horlawoomey(m): 7:28am On Sep 30, 2014
rashfat: Bros, i hail ooo. Bros abeg i offend u? Wetin be my offence? I no like dat iplay kuplay wey u dey play ooo. My Mumsy dey pray everyday 4 Lagos or Edo u wan con change am here 2 Jigawa, ur prayer no answer. Lolllllllllllllz, thank GOD sey na joke sha


See my guy o, you no wan go Dutse.

God go answer her prayer, how was your night bro ?
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Isryl02(m): 7:29am On Sep 30, 2014
Good morning guys and ladies
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by noordean(m): 7:31am On Sep 30, 2014
tunbebes: cryTo all Akokites, pls go to school o! A list has been pasted and u may get d surprise of your life cos ur name may not be on d batch C list. They broke my heart on Friday. I have to wait till March now. cry
Eeeyaah pele dear, dia's reason behind every disapointment n God knws everytin
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by noordean(m): 7:31am On Sep 30, 2014
tunbebes: cryTo all Akokites, pls go to school o! A list has been pasted and u may get d surprise of your life cos ur name may not be on d batch C list. They broke my heart on Friday. I have to wait till March now. cry
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Heineken(m): 7:33am On Sep 30, 2014
Horlawoomey: NYSC POSTING SUPPOSE TO BE LIKE THIS

Sodiqyinka........ Kebbi state

Noordean.......... Ebonyi

Emeka.................. Zamfara

Cutekemitola........... Abia state

Nabsprada............. Ondo state

Trenditee.............. Kogi state

Taiye4Christ......... Niger state

Akerry............... IMO state

Feyifahm.......... Bauchi state

Claroo............ Plateau state

Orekelewa9.......... Kaduna state

Jennyesh.............. Akwa Ibom state

Dstnd................ Taraba state

curiouses........crossriver state

Horlawoomey........... Lagos state

Rashfat.......... Jigawa state

Westinfo4040...........kano state

Ebbrahym............. Benue state

Wordsplay.......... Delta state

Navistar............... Kwara state

Taiwoliu............... Bayelsa state

Heineken............... Adamawa state

Aksimple47............. Borno state

Anugod................ Gombe state

Titiluvly............... Anambra state

Dania30............ Oyo state

Jacob05.................. Edo state

Niceeric.............. Yobe state

Suyamaster........... Ekiti state

Ajgentle............... Enugu state

Omolizzy............ Rivers state

Who remain o ..........














#In Godon's voice#

NA JOKE o
. Ha! Adamawa ke? Olorun maje. Hollawoomey you hate your boy o.
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Isryl02(m): 7:36am On Sep 30, 2014
Taiye4Christ: Dstnd
Isryl02
Tejuboy
Ryetty
Velounie
Mogenerous

Where una dey ooo?
I'm here bro, thanks for caring.
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Horlawoomey(m): 7:37am On Sep 30, 2014
tunbebes: cryTo all Akokites, pls go to school o! A list has been pasted and u may get d surprise of your life cos ur name may not be on d batch C list. They broke my heart on Friday. I have to wait till March now. cry

Sorry sister, there are reasons why such happens.

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Horlawoomey(m): 7:39am On Sep 30, 2014
Heineken: . Ha! Adamawa ke? Olorun maje. Hollawoomey you hate your boy o.

The man with the beer name, I think say you be sure guy now.
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by noordean(m): 7:40am On Sep 30, 2014
Horlawoomey:

Funny tale, on the bicycle issue, your guy go don fit like an athlete.

Na 10k Ebonyi dey pay fa
u sure of dat? na village dem tro dat guy sha
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Horlawoomey(m): 7:47am On Sep 30, 2014
noordean: u sure of dat? na village dem tro dat guy sha

Yes, Ebonyi is paying 10k
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Heineken(m): 8:00am On Sep 30, 2014
Horlawoomey:

The man with the beer name, I think say you be sure guy now.
. Lol. Boss I sure o but all those boko boys no sabi wetin time dey yarn at all. Anywhere at all sha as long as no be North.

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by suyamasta(m): 8:17am On Sep 30, 2014
Horlawoomey: NYSC POSTING SUPPOSE TO BE LIKE THIS

Trenditee.............. Kogi state

Taiye4Christ......... Niger state

Akerry............... IMO state

Heineken............... Adamawa state

Aksimple47............. Borno state

Anugod................ Gombe state

Titiluvly............... Anambra state

Dania30............ Oyo state

Jacob05.................. Edo state

Niceeric.............. Yobe state

Suyamaster........... Ekiti state

Ajgentle............... Enugu state

Omolizzy............ Rivers state



Lwkmddd Ekiti go make sense na i go wan chop dia kpomo but i d fear d political violence for dia
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Funkybae(m): 8:33am On Sep 30, 2014
morning house. oga u ned to prove yoursef by giving me dat data. big mouthed boy. 92361249FB. i dey wait.
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Horlawoomey(m): 8:35am On Sep 30, 2014
suyamasta:

Lwkmddd Ekiti go make sense na i go wan chop dia kpomo but i d fear d political violence for dia

Thank God say you appreciate am, you go manage the violence now
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by omolizzy(f): 8:40am On Sep 30, 2014
Horlawoomey:

Thank God say you appreciate am, you go manage the violence now

Tank u jaree dat rivers go make sense bt I no want. Dat expensive place. Make I finish my money borrow join......na I no want. Goodmorning my e-family

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