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Top 15 Patience Jonathan’s English Blunders. by Saiqbros(m): 1:11pm On Jun 27, 2014
Read carefully:


1. My husband and Sambo is a good people
(Imagine)

2. The President was once a child and the senators were once a children.

3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband dead?)

4. A good mother takes care of hischildren.(His children? Like Seriously?)

5. The people sitting before youwere once a
children. (Smh)

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an international
competition like this one,(addressing press men after Female Under-19 FIFAWorld Cup).

7. The bombers who born them? Wasn’t it not a woman? Theywere once a children now a adult now they are bombing
women and children making some children a
widow.(Is she a literate?)

8. My heart feels sorry for these children who
have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another. (Lmfao….)

9. We should have love for our fellowNigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY(Lwkmd)

10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are
responding to treatment. (Doctors and nurses?) 11. I would rather kill myself instead
ofcommitting suicide. (What’s the difference?)

12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died
but his manh00d lives on. (Manh00d?)
13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family.
(Laugh wan tear my belle o)

14. Why will bokharam bomb last churches on
christmas day, theydon’t have respect for Jesus, they are a very bad
person,infact I’m a sadder woman right now and Mr.President ismore saddest(Sad,sad
der,saddest…)

15. We all have HIV.( For real? Imagine this
womano, Chei!!!

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