CONVERSATION BETWEEN AIDS and
EBOLA VIRUS...
Aids: Hey baby girl! Glad to have you
here in Nigeria.
Ebola: Thanks boss. How has your
mission been?
Aids: Has been very much
successful,but just a couple of
impediments I ve encountere since
the introduction of
condom and a few other
contraceptives.....
Ebola:Really!
AIDS: Yea! That not
withstanding, i'm still making impact
enormously.
Ebola : Kudos boss! More grease
your elbow.
Aids: Thanks baby
sharwarma.Hope you've set down
good strategies for the
achievement of your quest?
Ebola:Yes of course! I'm no dumb
head! Infact, a victim of mine died recently.
Aids: Like seriously! That's
awesome...
So tell me more.....
Ebola: The issue here, is that i'm
trying to bring the popular
saying "there's love in
sharing" into play. Nigerian bats
and apes have decried
the constant share of their meats by
bush meat lovers;
without partaking in their problems
as well. So,my aim is
to balance the equation
and erase partiality.
Aids : Waoh! That's good. So what actually
motivated
your migration into Nigeria?
Ebola: During my intensive survey, I
discovered that so much of Nigerians enjoy munching bush meat,and for that,I ve come to make them also, partakers of me as well!
As u know,"DIARIS LOVE IN SHARING".
Aids: So, who is free from your TENTACLES?
Ebola: Those who desist fromconsuming bush meats;especially monkeys and bats
have less possibilities of contacting me.
Aids: I discovered that you're more
powerful and
contagious than I do. What's the
secret?
Ebola: (blushing).....O yea! Well,the
secret is the
incessant complaints tabled by monkeys
and bats.
Their complaints have made me so
furious. I've made it a
point of
duty to move into anybody who
comes in contact with those I ve affected.
Aids: Hmm! You're really awesome!
Can we hang out
sometime?
Ebola: (smiling)Stop flattering me
boss! Will be on my way
now. I've got someone to
inflict somewhere......About the
hang out,I will give it a
thought(winks).
Aids: Alright. Take care and good luck my
Rosalito
Pepperto.
Ebola: Thanks boss!!
Funny!!! Right!!! But very
serious.........
Well,brothers and sisters,avoid bush meat
and other meat
that is said to have the disease,
make a wide research
about the virus in other not to
caught upon,be vigilant,so
you don't fall a victim...... Pray without
season and
ceasing.
We shall only hear of it,but it will not
befall anyone of us in
Jesus Name.

nice convo btw d two. I wonder how it feels to have hiv, while am sure that somewhere in liberia one body got the two in it.

Enough of this Ebola bullshïts already!
It's becoming boring and I have never even given q shït about it.
HIV is here to stay whether anything likes it or not. Ebola only came for a visit, just like the SARS outbreak then..

1stola: Enough of this Ebola bullshïts already!
It's becoming boring and I have never even given q shït about it.
HIV is here to stay whether anything likes it or not. Ebola only came for a visit, just like the SARS outbreak then..

hahahaha why are u personifying these deadly disease like this na