Several years ago, when I lived in New York and flew to customer sites often, my wife would usually drop me off at Newark (N.J.) airport and pick me up when I returned. On one trip, I was only going to be gone for a few days, so I drove myself, and parked the car at Newark.

When I returned, the weather was lousy, and it was late at night. I wanted nothing more than to get home to the comfort of my wife and my own bed. When I arrived, the storm was very loud, with crashing thunder and Severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children, Alex (3) and Cindy (12), in bed with my wife, Carolyn, apparently scared by the loud storm.

I resigned myself to sleeping in the guest bedroom that night. The next day, I talked to the children, and explained that it was okay to sleep with Mom when the storm was bad, but when I was expected home, please don't sleep with Mom that night. They said okay.

After my next trip several weeks later, Carolyn and the children picked me up in the terminal at the appointed time. Since the plane was late, everyone had come into the terminal to wait for my plane's arrival, along with hundreds of other folks waiting for their arriving passengers.

As I entered the waiting area, Alex saw me, and came running shouting "Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!"

As I waved back, I said loudly, "Hi, Alex! And what is the good news?"

"The good news is that nobody slept with Mommy while you were away this time!" Alex shouted.

The airport became very quiet, as everyone in the waiting area looked at Alex, then turned to me, and then searched the rest of the area to see if they could figure out exactly who his Mom was.

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Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.

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Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
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Man discovered friendship, invented love.
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that could be embarassing

cant imagine myself in such a situation

What a poor man!!!

if na me be the wife, i no go show face at all

. . . . where is alex?

_{this nite alex will smell pepper}

why?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Belk’s Depaortment store. He reluctantly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.”

“What type of bra?”, asked the clerk. “Type?”, inquired the man “There is more than one type?”. “Look Around.”, said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material. “Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras.”, replied the salesclerk.

Confused, the man asked, “Only three? What are they?” The saleslady replied “The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?”.

Still confused the man asked “What is the difference between them?”. The lady responded “It is quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.”

very funny

This is extremely funny, Baptist bra,

i know say na salvation army type u dey buy for your babe

Ah Ah . . how you take know

lol, him measure am with cup

Ben20001:


Ah Ah . . how you take know

Him dey do hide and seek with ur babe, how him no go know the type when u dey arrange for ur babe. lol. bad dudes.

Chei so dem don dey fuc.k the woman faka fiki whenever Oga waka go?

read again & dont jump 2 canal conclusion my guy

Mc Crackhead, na ur babe dem dey do faka fiki

confirmed, certified & case dismissed

spenchuks:

Mc Crackhead, na ur babe dem dey do faka fiki

U sure no be your sister?

romade:

read again & dont jump 2 canal conclusion my guy

Well that is my conclusion
Prove me wrong!

Ha ha

olodo cracker u don spoil tay tay

the boy go beat you o,

_{E get big chest o}

crackers spoil from him mama belle

If Crackers Spoil, na una wey spoil am
Romade and Spenchuks!

but e be lyk say u don tripple d record wey Spen & me make join 2geda

**_{chases crackers to the romance session} **

Crackers makes his way back with so much swagger!
Dem never born una

dani ole
cracker thunder fire ya skinny krokro infested butt