My people be very careful these days... this happened to me yesterday night when i returned home....my face oooooooo i cant believe what just happened to me, Wonders shall never end.
I was standing in front of the entrance of my house to open d gate so I can drive in. Then one woman came and told me that she knows me, that she has met me before.
So I was like I can't really recall where and when I met you, anyway, pls remind me. Then the woman said that she had met me in a conference in Abia State, umuahia, in february to be precise. Oops! Madam, I have never been to Abia State this year was my reply.
Before I could complete the statement, I heard "TAWAI - TAWAI", A very hot slap on my face, if the temperature of that slap was to be measured it will be around 200¤c.
I felt so confused, at first I thought the slap was from a man, I looked behind her to see if there was another person behind her, but there was none.I tried to ask her what I have done, I was trying to apologize, sorry Ma for not recalling your name. 'Tawaii!' the hot slap came the second time . Jeez!
I couldn't bear it any longer. I regretted not releasing my dogs in the morning.
I held the woman's shirt and started pulling her as am pulling your legs now.
Kaiiiii! Una too like gist oooooooo. See as una dey serious dey read am!
Una no get work! Oya go cook!