Checking Your IQ

Mensa is an organization whose members have an IQ of 140 or higher. A few years ago, there was a Mensa convention in San Francisco and several members lunched at a local cafe.

While dining, they discovered that their salt shaker contained pepper and their pepper shaker was full of salt. How could they swap the contents of the bottles without spilling anything and using only the implements at hand? Clearly, this was a job for Mensa! The group debated and presented ideas and finally came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw and an empty saucer. They called the waitress over to dazzle her with their solution.

"Ma'am," they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker, "

"Oh," the waitress interrupted. "Sorry about that." She unscrewed the caps of both bottles and switched them.

dont geddit

clemcykul:

don't geddit

No matter how hard you try,you still wouldnt get it with your 1MB brain memory . . . . so dont force it

showbobo:

No matter how hard you try,you still wouldnt get it with your 1MB brain memory . . . . so don't force it

Na wah for you o!

So you are trying to say the guy brain small pass diskette.

una dey talk like say una no know say clemcy brain dey use tiger head battery

ituen:

una dey talk like say una no know say clemcy brain dey use tiger head battery

Chei. . . Clem don suffer for una hand. . . i no dey ooo

u don dey form like say no be u give me the idea

Actually the only reason y showbobo knos clemcy's brain capacity is bcus they were both ma patient.
I upgraded showbobo's own from 50kb to 5mb while clemcy's own was taken from 2bytes to 1mb.

Judging by the fact that they both use a pentium 0.5 board i couldn't take the memory higher.
They were menu to be dumb.

So upgrading get levels sef . . . .

@dareguam
so when are you going to upgrade urs

webdezzi:

@dareguam
so when are you going to upgrade urs

. . . . Wen upgrading become second-hand(cheap)

webdezzi:

@dareguam
so when are you going to upgrade urs

Good question. . . . . . The last time i met him he was carrying a 1.0kb memory. . . . He could hardly remember his name

Its normal. We all face short term memory loss once in a while. I know I do 

@darequam
i sure say ur brain no get memory sef, with dat ur dry ynash, no let me see u

@showbobo i knoe say ur case need broom deliverance from cele church
with ur k-legs
nonsense boi wey no dey baff

clemcykul:

@darequam
i sure say ur brain no get memory sef, with that ur dry ynash, no let me see u

@showbobo i knoe say ur case need broom deliverance from cele church
with ur k-legs
nonsense boi wey no dey baff

@clem, thats hillarious, i rove you

webby how is the blonde g/f of urs

why dint i know clem's brain needed upgrading
i would have easily bought an upgrader from my trip to paris
cle u no try at all

@joke
nice

i no say i no try,

u wey try i greet ur oversize breast

@all
Guys why do u all talk like dis.
If human beings where to be referd to as robots my version will be that of d 'I ROBOTS'
Considering the fact dat we still av some I-IDIOTS amongst human which clemcy and show bobo r examples, i decided to help them in their upgrade and wil be glad to do it 4 anyother.
Bout ma memory well its over 12billion gig with pentium 158

clemcykul:

i no say i no try,

u wey try i greet ur oversize breast

thats the spirit clem
glad to be back

@darequam i knoe all your life uve lived and acted like an idiot
but i wish to remind that there are no idiots of ur make in here

now buzz off u silly twerp.


jeeeze i cnt bliv i havnt droped mt nasty side, darewatever mind yourself.

promise to be great pals dis time around

i hope so

i hope so too

Same here 

why is your customised mouth opened
you this unbeliver, the only thing constant in life is change
so swallow it

:-x

speechless dude?

That wat you make me feel

u have always been embarrased of ur size and stature

princesa:

webby how is the blonde g/f of urs

I know say u wan spoil my run but you wont succeed

@clem, Incase you need help attaching his brain 2 pc, just beep me, I have a USB cable that is windows 2000/xp/vista compatible plus all the necessary drivers

Why do I smell Garlic breath hia