And for what? I was minding my own business, having a tete-a-tete with a female nairalander when suddenly I was told I could no longer comment on the the thread, check again another time!

Another time? Another time?

And then I checked my profile only to find out I'd been banned for 24hrs!

I swear if I could write virus programs I would have written one to beat the sheet out of you antispambot

There was no reason for that ban, none whatsoever! I didn't over capitalize, I didn't use silly gif, I didn't post links or do any of that ish, why the hell did it ban me?

Pls seun should do something about this jo, this is infringement on my fundamental nairaland rights to express myself. Fear no let me use bolded words or increase my text size or use a different font, all cos I don't want to be banned by a useless and archaeic robot who seems to have developed a mind of its own in a bid to rule nairaland with a dictatorial and belligerent hand bordering on villainy of the highest order.(exclamation mark is supposed to end this sentence but who knows what will happen if I put too many?)

Mods, mynd44? Royal Roy? Pls unban my posts, there was nothing wrong with it and if there is pls educate me and the general public cos aswear if this happens again I will learn programming and come after that robot's azz with a silicon meatgrinder!!

Manage this account for now.
You seem to be everywhere.
Let the banned one get some fresh air.
Phew!

@jumzzy448, pickabeau1 una dey laugh? I see nothinf funny about this o.

cococandy: Manage this account for now.
You seem to be everywhere.
Let the banned one get some fresh air.
Phew!

Is it now against the law to be omnipresent? See as the spambot spoilt a very decent conversation diaris goduoo

Were you tete-a-tete-ing with Seun's babe?


When you try to eat food meant for the chairman, unexplainable akwukwu (epiliepsy) will catch your mouth

You realize you could have just sent a mail and get unbanned right?
Unless you just feel like clowning around..

crackhaus: You realize you could have just sent a mail and get unbanned right?
Unless you just feel like clowning around..

Mail? To who

5minsmadness:
Mail? To who

Use the 'Mail Mods' feature to send a mail to any of the mods in the section you were banned.

crackhaus:
Use the 'Mail Mods' feature to send a mail to any of the mods in the section you were banned.

This. with the link of the offending post

I thought u knew..

pickabeau1:

This. with the link of the offending post

I thought u knew..

When I was banned by that itchy little machine, I didn't send any link...just complained and that was it.

Unless he made a really offensive post..

crackhaus:
Use the 'Mail Mods' feature to send a mail to any of the mods in the section you were banned.

pickabeau1:

This. with the link of the offending post

I thought u knew..

Gaddemmiiiit!!

I get this information now? Now after spending my time in the slammer?


Life is so unfair

5minsmadness:

Your 5mins madness neva still elapse?

crackhaus:
When I was banned by that itchy little machine, I didn't send any link...just complained and that was it.

Unless he made a really offensive post..

My post wasn't offensive o. Something about love and sharing work o.

ifyalways: Were you tete-a-tete-ing with Seun's babe?


When you try to eat food meant for the chairman, unexplainable akwukwu (epiliepsy) will catch your mouth

How will I know who is seun's babe and who isn't na? Maybe they should have names with his # attached to it like ify#seun or something.

Oga seun no vex o Na joke I dey o

crackhaus:
When I was banned by that itchy little machine, I didn't send any link...just complained and that was it.

Unless he made a really offensive post..

Like toasting someone else's e-babe

5minsmadness:
Gaddemmiiiit!!

I get this information now? Now after spending my time in the slammer?


Life is so unfair

LOL...the antispam.. no one knows how it works