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Thank God For Football! by SalvationMopol: 12:39pm On Jul 05, 2014
If not 4 football Ronaldo will be a barber
if not 4 football Messi will still be serving
coffee in a caféterie
if not 4 football Muntari will be a shoe cobbler
if not 4 football Mikel will be selling electronics
if not 4 football Demba ba will be a thrift
collector
if not 4 football Balotelli will be importing &
exporting weeds
if not 4 football Di maria will be acting in
mythical films
if not 4 football Suarez will be_______?
Re: Thank God For Football! by Ezedon(m): 12:55pm On Jul 05, 2014
(Wizard) do not tell anyone plz
Re: Thank God For Football! by jotey(m): 1:00am On Jul 07, 2014
SalvationMopol:
If not 4 football Ronaldo will be a barber
if not 4 football Messi will still be serving
coffee in a caféterie
if not 4 football Muntari will be a shoe cobbler
if not 4 football Mikel will be selling electronics
if not 4 football Demba ba will be a thrift
collector
if not 4 football Balotelli will be importing &
exporting weeds
if not 4 football Di maria will be acting in
mythical films
if not 4 football Suarez will be_______?
if not 4 football Suarez will be a vampire grin

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