Akpos has no money n have tried all possible way to get money but all to no avail. And he come into a conclusion, Akpos:hmmm! This money issue ma don tire me. Ehem! I think i have to go and giv testimony in the church, i must have dis money either by crook or by hook..hahahahah
Akpos enter church and during the testimony time, he collect Microphone from assistant pastor n shout praaaaaaaaaaaiiiiisssee d lord.like five minute church d follow am shout haaaaleluya.
assistance pastor: now tell us exactly what God has done 4 u. Akpos: last week i came here with bad disease that dont have cure.
Assistant pastor: what exactly happened?
Akpos:and pastor layed hand on me n pray 4 me, now am healed.
Assistance pastor: u were heal now?praise God somebody,anybdycoming wit sickness will b heal today in Jesus name,assistancepastor continue, what kind of disease?
Akpos: doctor said it Ebola virus.
Assistant pastor: and u said pastor layed hand on u?
Akpos: yes, tank god am healed now, take ur Mic. Assistant pastor: me?God forbid, give it to pastor not me.(ass.pastor run from church) as Akpos go back to sit, everybody ran away from d church. Pastor:honey do u listen to dat guy? wife:yes, goodbye, by now nextweek u are dead. pastor:dont u belief in God? Wife: yes dats why i and d kids will have to leave u alone for one week and go to village to see if we are not been infected. Pastor:hmm! even my wife dat is d prayer warrior can't even stay to pray for me? D church treasurer ran away on-knowing dat akpos drop money into d offering basket. Na so akpos take pack d whole money for d church offering n tithes n ran away .come jam brain. Hahahahaha. Akpos no go kill person abeg....

funny