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Jokes!!!!!! by Skykid1208(m): 6:47pm On Jul 07, 2014
Wife: Darling, give me your phone for a second.
Husband: Wait, let me switch it on.
*Husband panics*
Delete video.
Delete picture.
Delete music.
Delete private folder
Delete number.
Delete sms.
Delete out going calls.
Delete incoming calls.
Delete mms.
Delete whatsapp.
Delete bbm.
Delete Delete
Delete Delete
Delete Delete
FORMAT Memory Card.
Husband: Here you go honey, I have nothing to hide from you.
Wife: Thank u, I just wanted to know what the TIME says!

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