Pastor Akpos told his church members, that he saw a vision
that he should pray for all working class members of the
church.
So he said all church members should bring their working tools
to church this sunday.
as he was starting the program, he said everybody who
brought their working tools, should stretch it forward and face
him.
All members did as he said
*Tailors stretched their Scissors towards him.
*Teachers stretched their Chalk towards him.
*Bankers stretched their Pen towards him.
*And about 15 members of the
church who were hunters and Police Men, also stretched their
Guns towards him.
Not noticing there were guns pointed at him Pastor Akpos said
to all the workers to start making use of their tools as they do in
their normal way of life.
*Tailors started clipping their scissors.
*Teachers started moving their Chalk.
*Bankers started signing with their Pen
*And the 15 members with Guns released their erroneous
bullets towards Akpos.
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Akpos has been flown to Germany
for treatment over 15 bullet wounds.
Lets pray he survives cos he keeps d smiles on our face
glowing.
# getwellsoon Pastor AKPOS !

haha #gud.

Who called me......where is d joke sef

same o

the joke is up there, just wondering wat u pips are doing online by this time.

MEaStRO: the joke is up there, just wondering wat u pips are doing online by this time.

lol we catching P. codedly..
you don high

MEaStRO: the joke is up there, just wondering wat u pips are doing online by this time.

My time is only 4:50pm.

And u sure sey i get time for joke? Omo mehn, money on my mind!

Yungmilio2:
lol we catching P. codedly..
you don high

haha naxo i go take they wish pips birthday nw haha..

Melancholy: And u sure sey i get time for joke? Omo mehn, money on my mind!

abeg put guys for line na. Haha

Pls am on night duty o, don't distract me. Corking my sakabula!

mehnn..where tf did u copy my monicker from?

khiaa:


My time is only 4:50pm.

what country is that?

MEaStRO: haha naxo i go take they wish pips birthday nw haha..

funny
go get some sleep

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MEaStRO: what country is that?

America.

ayukdaboss: mehnn..where tf did u copy my monicker from?

monicker?? Everywere wats the meaning?

securi: Pls am on night duty o, don't distract me. Corking my sakabula!

lmao

Na me say make he mis yearn?

softsparkyy:
Na you shot pastor Akpos abi?

khiaa:


America.

owk enjoy.. Are you on whatsapp? Friendly chat. Hehe

softsparkyy: I am still searching for the joke.

same here...if u c it..holla me

Ndi ara, leha ha choro iri'm

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softsparkyy:
No qualms my brother I will.

Brother ....I never do change of gender

softsparkyy:
No qualms my sis I will.

Good

softsparkyy:
No qualms my sis I will.

lol edited to "sis" i saw brother before na.

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softsparkyy:
Hahahahhahahahah forgive me na sleep cause am ooo.

hahaha thank God say Lorlaahlozz Say she neva transgender haha

MEaStRO: owk enjoy.. Are you on whatsapp? Friendly chat. Hehe

No I am not.

MEaStRO: stinggy

If it's not abt money, don't quote me fella

khiaa:

No I am not.

owk hw do u enjoy the cold there?