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10 Signs You Are An Ugly Guy by Princeadebayo1(m): 3:06pm On Jul 10, 2014
10 signs To Know if you are an ugly Guy. . .
.
1) when girls refuse to Hug
you, only hand shake- that
means your face is too scary
2) when you upload your
best pics on facebook and
nobody will comment on it
after 1 year- that means you
need to do plastic surgery
on your face.
3) when girls only demand
money from you, for
recharge card and other
goodies and when you try
to touch them they will
shout on you - that means
you are too ugly
4) when you are having an
argument with a girl, and
all of a sudden she says you
are ugly- then you are truly
ugly, you don't need a
soothsayer to tell you that.
5) when girls always argue
with you everytime - then
you are ugly.
6) when no girl has ever
sent a recharge card to you-
then you are ugly more
than osho baba
7) when you look at the
mirror every 5 minutes -
then your nick name is
UGLEE
8 ) when your pastor is
about to preach and he
sees your face and he
automatically changed the
topic to "God created man
in his own image" - then
just accept the fact that the
devil is finer than you.
9) when your mother says
"my son try to put small
powder on your face and
try to smile small" - then you
are truly ugly
10) when you read this
post, and you start beefing
me for no reason
then my man you are more
than ugly.

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Re: 10 Signs You Are An Ugly Guy by Qsscruz(m): 1:25pm On Jul 12, 2014
In ten years you will explain to your kids why you spent the time you should use to build your career in racking your brain for ten signs of an ugly guy. #Don't even think am ugly. You are miles away from the truth.
Re: 10 Signs You Are An Ugly Guy by Princeadebayo1(m): 7:40pm On Jul 12, 2014
Qsscruz: In ten years you will explain to your kids why you spent the time you should use to build your career in racking your brain for ten signs of an ugly guy. #Don't even think am ugly. You are miles away from the truth.
Lol...u are cursing yourself ugly dude.....
nd besides it's just a joke not even from me,naa copy nd paste tinz and the number 10 sign has just defined you....ooh yes!!!...read it again
Re: 10 Signs You Are An Ugly Guy by Qsscruz(m): 11:53pm On Jul 12, 2014
Princeadebayo1: Lol...u are cursing yourself ugly dude.....
nd besides it's just a joke not even from me,naa copy nd paste tinz and the number 10 sign has just defined you....ooh yes!!!...read it again
Lol..I didn't curse you.. Why would i? I made a statement of emphasis.. Ugly dude? I take that as an irony..
Re: 10 Signs You Are An Ugly Guy by Princeadebayo1(m): 12:32am On Jul 13, 2014
Qsscruz:
Lol..I didn't curse you.. Why would i? I made a statement of emphasis.. Ugly dude? I take that as an irony..
hmm...whatever sha....
just know dat tin up dere was not by me,most of d signs are even not close to being correct,dats y I put it under d jokes section...
Re: 10 Signs You Are An Ugly Guy by ijikoeche: 7:53am On Jul 13, 2014
Rili funy man

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Re: 10 Signs You Are An Ugly Guy by Deckynyansha(f): 8:35pm On Jan 08, 2016
LWKD...I love this
Re: 10 Signs You Are An Ugly Guy by Nobody: 3:50pm On May 31, 2019
I think I'm crying. It's that classic. cry

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