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Easiest Way To Breakup by Haryoryhemie(f): 4:20pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
Just for laff EASY WAYS TO BREAKUP WITH ur spouse! 1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery So You're Capable Of Killing Me... It's Over!!! 2. How come mosquito is biting me and not biting u. i smell conspiracy. ITS OVER! 3. You don't even respect me,I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over! 4. So now ur drinking coke dt has another man's name on it, better go and find him cus it's over between us. 5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is Ur caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids. 6.They are shouting bird flu, You are still cooking chicken. you want to kill me? It is over! 7. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. 8. Why are you using Broom to sweep my Room when you know I support PDP? It's over. 9. "You are always abbreviating ur texts, you want our children to be short abi? It's OVER. 10. I told u I love my food hot but u refused to warm the ice cream. U don't care abt me. It's over. 11. You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park ur things 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Easiest Way To Breakup by zyzxx(m): 4:53pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
Re: Easiest Way To Breakup by Tapout(m): 5:38pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
lol @ no.11 |
Re: Easiest Way To Breakup by okeyngene: 8:31pm On Feb 19, 2015 |
;DVery funny |
Re: Easiest Way To Breakup by Ithee(m): 11:23pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
Guess there's a remedy to no 4 now, #Share_a_Coke_with_Hollar |
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