Kslib: When those who are yet to get theirs keep staring at me just to see how the food enters my mouth!!

#WTF##

One day! One day!! I go use spoon aim person head!! Nonsense!

Some will even ask you, Is it sweet? And when you give them that WTF look - they be like , 'I wanto buy too, that's why am asking'. My worst experience @ a restaurant was when this 'ABAtic' couple were eating @ d next table then kept the water for washing dia hand on my own table...and when i complained, the wife just shouted in 1 kind English 'who are you?' 'who do you think ure?'...I just tire, didn't even have energy to speak English da day- she was very lucky. I love eating with plenty meat, bc once meat finish, am done ...so nothing pain me pass when the person dey tell me how many meat (less than what i want) im fit release to me.

LAGATA: It's rly so annoying and disgusting when someone enters the restaurant, pass by ur table, look into ur plate (like he wants to pick ur meat), sits some tables away from urs then calls onto the waiter, and he's like 'abeg serve me exactly that kin food' (referring to my food)

so annoying aswear

...una don kill me for dis thread

winzy: Cuming into an eatery and finding someone that you are owing...

Funny u U go hide under the table nah

A customer orders eba/fufu or the like and his preferred soup, finds his way to my table.. Attempts to clean his hands by pouring water while washing his hands into a bowl/basin so lackadaisically that some splash of water finds its way to my food. So disgusting..
Makes me want to loose appetite and puke.

cdamsel: really? I never knew Behind boy like you dey go buka oooo

i just dey joke oh... na for nollyhood i for dey see am ...lol

talk ur own too nah....

Two things irk me the most...

Being kept in limbo by waiters and waitresses who take tabs from customers who arrived after myself.

And

LOUD MUSIC!!! It drives me nuts! Can't someone have a meal in peace and relative tranquil?

If the waiter is looking untidy

WHAT'S RESTAURANT??

Wetin dey pain me pass be , if u siddon near yoruba man for canteen, u dey eat and he also dey eat, he go dey look ur food .
This thing don happen to me several times and i stop eating in canteen.
The man sidon near , as my mouth dey dance, i noticed person eye inside my food, i moved my fond away and his eyes followed my plate and i got angry angry and said "oga any problem ?"
yoruba's are fond of it, if i lie ,make u try go canteen 2morow and observe

Ha'an wat else again??

Na wen d ration no plenty naa!

Dat moment U̶̲̥̅̊ step in n flies are d one to say"weycome sir" n U̶̲̥̅̊ instinctively chase dem away by waving ur hand(always d left hand) across ur face n respond "no b una own bring me hia,stomach infrastructure must b settled first"

Odunharry: Odunharry carry NickiRoman go restaurant..

Odunharry:waiter..gve me fried rice with chicken and chilled pure water..

NickiRoman:waiter..gve me fried rice mixed with jollof rice,put moi moi,salad,fish,turkey,spaghetti,egg and gve me 1five alive.

NickiRoman eats 2spoon and says she s ok..
*odunharry cme dy vex,*

Odunharry:waiter help me pack dat food 4 nylon.

THE NXT DAY..
NickiRoman: Baby i really like that restaurant,their food is nice

Odunharry: The one make u chop remain ystaday dy 4 fridge..go warm am mke u chop am


whch person money she want waste?

lolz

collynezo: A customer orders eba/fufu or the like and his preferred soup, finds his way to my table.. Attempts to clean his hands by pouring water while washing his hands into a bowl/basin so lackadaisically that some splash of water finds its way to my food. So disgusting..
Makes me want to loose appetite and puke.

*dead* *wakes up* *read the reply again*.. *finally dies*!

I rarely go to a retaurant......
It annoys me when a lady frequents a restaurant to the extent it becomes a daily affair. I get more annoyed when she complains about the taste or quality of the food.

Triczchic: When i order for food with goat meat and i get served bones instead..

that's the worst of it all......I f**ken hate it mehn!

Another thing that grinds my wheels is when they present you with a receipt that has an optional service charge.
Service charge ba wo! . I will leave a tip if I feel the services was up to scratch, no try use English thief my money.

When
one ordered for a plate of beans and rice and half of the beans is filled
with grubs/weevils Yuck i feel like vomiting if i mistakingly
masticate any one;( and when you inform them they will tell you that
it is good and even more proteinous Nonesense, why dont you remove
the grubs/the flying weevils from the beans to eat before cooking it if
it was that proteinous.....So annoying

Nothing, I REPEAT! Nothing disgusts me more than those big headed flies at Mama Ekoo's...chei!!!

winzy: Cuming into an eatery and finding someone that you are owing...

LWWM. Laugh wan wound me.

parrotibaba: when u order for a food by 8pm n u get to eat it by [b]11mp,[/b]dats stressful n disgusting(i.e after u don shout tire 4 d waiter head) ...when u r being told "oga no change ooh ,mk I go find change" or "oga u fit cm tomorrow cm collect d change?" ....when sm1 else's cold food is given to u cos' d guy left or when d waiter is coming with d food u ordered only 4 him/her to give it to d guy next to u n seeing d look on ur face,starts apologizing "bros no vex ooh eh,ur food de come"

U mean 11 MEGA PIXEL?

when i order and some fuqin woman asks me "na food you come chop abi meat"
wtf how is is your fuqin buisness
na your teeth i wan use chew am??
and some girls that try to avoid the spoon/fork from touching their lipstick
sometimes i feel like giving them hot slaps
the way they stick out their useless tongue and the sound the cutlery makes on contact with their teeth...

last but not the least "NEVER SERVE ME WITH STAINLESS PLATE" part of the money i pay is supposed to go into the washing of "used/dirty" ceramic plates (reason i love fast foods)

1. queuing for food (not a concentration camp)
2. Noisy eaters
3. People starting at me while I eat
4. “I don't have change“ from pay desk
5. Door man asking for a tip
6. serving girl carrying on as if it's a favor she is doing instead of her job
7. Insects_ rodents, flies, roach

To get rid of most of the crap above, eat at a 5 star restaurant.

Odunharry: Odunharry carry NickiRoman go restaurant..

Odunharry:waiter..gve me fried rice with chicken and chilled bottle water..

NickiRoman:waiter..gve me fried rice mixed with jollof rice,put moi moi,salad,fish,turkey,spaghetti,egg and gve me 1five alive.

NickiRoman eats 2spoon and says she s ok..
*odunharry cme dy vex,*

Odunharry:waiter help me pack dat food 4 nylon.

THE NXT DAY..
NickiRoman: Baby i really like that restaurant,their food is nice

Odunharry: The one make u chop remain ystaday dy 4 fridge..go warm am mke u chop am


whch person money she want waste?

...Dem send you?..Why you dey call my name anyhow..>:-(

Some of dis waiters faces could be soooo annoying most tyms....Esp wen they are forming wat I dnt know sef

When someone clears his or her throat when I am eating in a restaurant...

Kslib: When those who are yet to get theirs keep staring at me just to see how the food enters my mouth!!

#WTF##

One day! One day!! I go use spoon aim person head!! Nonsense!

no be me u go kill wif laff.


sha i hate it when d waitress is very biuteaful cos i might end up not askng for my change. hate tasteless soup without swag but in d signpost d soup in d pix can mek u shuan ur mamas food.

Seeing a big Margot in my amala in a place as big as federal palace hotel.

Kslib: When those who are yet to get theirs keep staring at me just to see how the food enters my mouth!!

#WTF##

One day! One day!! I go use spoon aim person head!! Nonsense!

It's called Groaking.

As someone in the business

1. a very hungry man came in to the restaurant and he was immediately handed the menu, but the waitress disappeared into the kitchen after waiting for over 5mins the man was angry, he shouted, where is your manager? Your waitress gave me this menu to study abi na wetin? Una wan set exam for me ni or what??
Is this an interview??


And when the oshofree try to impress her boyfriend! Very funny how ladies behave
2. A lady was given washing hand water and she requested for more water in the washing hand bowl, she said" add more water , enough to rinse my hand, I don't care if its for sale,

So the waitress decided to fill the bowl well, and the lady still exclaimed!! Una wan swim? Why this plenty water just for washing hand?


A lady was served jollof rice and after eating the food, she sent the waiter to the cook, she said, tell your cook and I say thank you for the white rice and stew