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A Typical Marriage List In Igbo Land by NijaAprokoGist: 4:38pm On Jul 16, 2014 |
A TYPICAL MARRIAGE LIST IN IGBO LAND If you are planning to get married to an Igbo Lady you better fasten your belt very well. Please thank me for the expo saw it in the papers this morning! Good Luck!! Ego maternity -N- 1,000 Body cream: lux soap; big towel, 1 each Ego ogo cherem - 50,000 Yams 20 tubers Snails 20 Okporoko (stockfish) 1 big tray For the ngwa efere Yams 40 pieces Okporoko - 2 Ukwa anu ewu - 2 Morning rose powder - 24 Pomade - 20 Sugar - 10 packets Ovaltine - 2 big size Bar soap - 1 carton Tablet soap - 1 carton Tin milk - 1 carton Bread - 24 loaves Salt - 2 bags Rice - 1 bag Tomatoes tin - 1 carton Red (palm)oil - 1 tin Groundnut oil - 1 rubber Kerosene - 1 tin Maltina drink - 2 cartons Soft drink - 6 crates Onions - 40 bulbs Ego ala abo - -N- 10,000 Ego nfotu ite - -N- 1000 Big basin - 2 Big umbrella - 2 George material - 2 pieces Hollandis material - 2 pieces Blouse material - 2 pieces Head ties - 2 Wrist watch - 1 shoes - 2 pairs Big box - 1 Lamp - 1 Hand bag - 1 Nigerian wax - 1 piece Gold necklace and ear ring - 1 piece MARRIAGE LIST FOR UMUADA Section A 8 Kola nuts or cost price 8 Gallons of palm wine or cash equivalent 8 heads of tobacco with potash 1 Goat for umunna 2 Crates of minerals 1 Carton of maltina 2 Cartons of star beer 1 Carton of Guinness small stout 8 Packets of Benson and Hedges 2 Bottles of Ground snuff Lump sum (ogwe ego) - -N- 2,000 2 Bottles of seaman's schnapps Section B Kola nuts or cash equivalent 20 Gallons of palm wine or cash equivalent 2 Crates of minerals 2 cartons of maltina 2 cartons of Guinness small stout 10 cartons of star beer One roll of Benson and Hedges 12 Heads of tobacco with potash 4 bottles of seaman's schnapps 4 bottles of ground snuff Ego ala ezi - -N-1,500 Officers money - -N-1,000 SECTION C 32 kola nuts or cost price 30 gallons of palmwine or cost price 2 crates of minerals 2 cartons of maltina 2 cartons of Guinness small stout 10 crates of Star beer Two rolls of Benson and Hedges 32 Heads of tobacco |
Re: A Typical Marriage List In Igbo Land by Nobody: 4:49pm On Jul 16, 2014 |
Bros ar u sure ds list isnt too much pls couls som wan post list of needd materia frm d yoruba culture wer ar my yoruba ladies md mamas here? Pls help out |
Re: A Typical Marriage List In Igbo Land by NijaAprokoGist: 5:05pm On Jul 16, 2014 |
who told u Yoruba list is small.. I bet u its even more expensive to marry a Yoruba gal Dan the Igbo once... so manage this one first my guy... |
Re: A Typical Marriage List In Igbo Land by NijaAprokoGist: 5:07pm On Jul 16, 2014 |
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