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A Typical Marriage List In Igbo Land by NijaAprokoGist: 4:38pm On Jul 16, 2014
A TYPICAL MARRIAGE LIST IN IGBO LAND
If you are planning to get married to an Igbo
Lady
you better fasten your belt very well.
Please thank me for the expo
saw it in the papers this morning!
Good Luck!!
Ego maternity -N- 1,000
Body cream: lux soap; big towel, 1 each
Ego ogo cherem - 50,000
Yams 20 tubers
Snails 20
Okporoko (stockfish) 1 big tray
For the ngwa efere
Yams 40 pieces
Okporoko - 2
Ukwa anu ewu - 2
Morning rose powder - 24
Pomade - 20
Sugar - 10 packets
Ovaltine - 2 big size
Bar soap - 1 carton
Tablet soap - 1 carton
Tin milk - 1 carton
Bread - 24 loaves
Salt - 2 bags
Rice - 1 bag
Tomatoes tin - 1 carton
Red (palm)oil - 1 tin
Groundnut oil - 1 rubber
Kerosene - 1 tin
Maltina drink - 2 cartons
Soft drink - 6 crates
Onions - 40 bulbs
Ego ala abo - -N- 10,000
Ego nfotu ite - -N- 1000
Big basin - 2
Big umbrella - 2
George material - 2 pieces
Hollandis material - 2 pieces
Blouse material - 2 pieces
Head ties - 2
Wrist watch - 1
shoes - 2 pairs
Big box - 1
Lamp - 1
Hand bag - 1
Nigerian wax - 1 piece
Gold necklace and ear ring - 1 piece
MARRIAGE LIST FOR UMUADA
Section A
8 Kola nuts or cost price
8 Gallons of palm wine or cash equivalent
8 heads of tobacco with potash
1 Goat for umunna
2 Crates of minerals
1 Carton of maltina
2 Cartons of star beer
1 Carton of Guinness small stout
8 Packets of Benson and Hedges
2 Bottles of Ground snuff
Lump sum (ogwe ego) - -N- 2,000
2 Bottles of seaman's schnapps
Section B
Kola nuts or cash equivalent
20 Gallons of palm wine or cash equivalent
2 Crates of minerals
2 cartons of maltina
2 cartons of Guinness small stout
10 cartons of star beer
One roll of Benson and Hedges
12 Heads of tobacco with potash
4 bottles of seaman's schnapps
4 bottles of ground snuff
Ego ala ezi - -N-1,500
Officers money - -N-1,000
SECTION C
32 kola nuts or cost price
30 gallons of palmwine or cost price
2 crates of minerals
2 cartons of maltina
2 cartons of Guinness small stout
10 crates of Star beer
Two rolls of Benson and Hedges
32 Heads of tobacco
Re: A Typical Marriage List In Igbo Land by Nobody: 4:49pm On Jul 16, 2014
Bros ar u sure ds list isnt too much shocked


pls couls som wan post list of needd materia frm d yoruba culture undecided


wer ar my yoruba ladies md mamas here? Pls help out wink
Re: A Typical Marriage List In Igbo Land by NijaAprokoGist: 5:05pm On Jul 16, 2014
who told u Yoruba list is small.. I bet u its even more expensive to marry a Yoruba gal Dan the Igbo once... so manage this one first my guy...
Re: A Typical Marriage List In Igbo Land by NijaAprokoGist: 5:07pm On Jul 16, 2014
Do yōϋ know its not Jangilova epo motor?
It is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR.!! I bet U
didn't know..
Don 't be shy,I didn't know either, until now I'm
sure 99.9% of adults that grew up in Naija don't
know dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili
sandalili" is actually "standard living standard
living .
D song we sing in church saying" o singo o
singo, praise d lord", is actually"o sing my soul
and praise d lord". I know u are singing it now
again,
smiles***. Confess! R u guilty?
Hahahahah

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