JULY 2014 EXAMINATION. Time: 1hr 30 mins Section
A (Answer all
questions, questions carry equal marks)
1a) How many chibok gals were kidnapped and state
d reason for their kidnap?
(20marks)
1B-) The question “Na only you waka come was said
by who and to whom?
Why dis xclamation “chai there‘s is God oo!
(15marks)
2a. What are the names of the two people holding
hands when you switchon
a Nokia phone ?(10 marks)
2b. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past
tense of Make ?
(10marks)
3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest
number of ladies using
blackberry phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who
sent the friend request
and why ?
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of
moi ?
6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?
SECTION B (Answer All. 10
Marks each)
1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls,
who likes money more?
2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the
diameter of elegushi beach. (take
pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi ?
4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on
who wants to be a
millionaire a day after you guys broke up, find the
value of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed
speech in a national
conference, how many days will it take Patience to
deliver the same speech
onthe same occasion? Assuming the polarity of the
audience is kept
constant. SECTION C (Answer 2)
1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his
traditional wedding and white
wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that
D Banj has gone ahead to
print wedding invitation cards without an available
bride. Discuss. (20Marks)
2) Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My Oga At
The Top' (15 Marks)
3)Whats the name of the lady that says "please enter
your secret number" at
the ATM center of the banks. State reasons why she
was chosen and explain
too(20 Marks) NO SIDE TALK........................Get all
answers correctly & win an
all expense paid trip to sambisa...

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