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Who Is The Funniest? Hausa, Igbo, Yoruba, Efik, Isoko...read Before Commenting. by farem: 2:30pm On Jul 18, 2014
Who is the funniest? Read on before commenting.[color=#770077][/color]

1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter ataxi....
2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account
.3.YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept
4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills....
6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message..
9. AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.
10. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started stoning it.....
11. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought Sprite was unripe
11.A GWARI man who saw something that looked like shit, touched n tasted n said "Hmmm na shit ooo. Thank God I no match am”
12.AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM...
Re: Who Is The Funniest? Hausa, Igbo, Yoruba, Efik, Isoko...read Before Commenting. by Nobody: 2:34pm On Jul 18, 2014
farem: Who is the funniest? Read on before commenting.[color=#770077][/color]

1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter ataxi....
2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account
.3.YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept
4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills....
6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message..
9. AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.
10. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started stoning it.....
11. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought Sprite was unripe
11.A GWARI man who saw something that looked like shit, touched n tasted n said "Hmmm na shit ooo. Thank God I no match am”
12.AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM...
the Gwari man and the Idoma man... Lol

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Re: Who Is The Funniest? Hausa, Igbo, Yoruba, Efik, Isoko...read Before Commenting. by Nobody: 4:00pm On Jul 18, 2014
The Igbo man make sense nau, you got to use spanner to open all those pass worded atm machine.
With spanner you can open an account and enter into the holy of holies of the bank!

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