Teacher: "who is the minister of
education?"
Pupils: "Mrs Dame Patience Jonathan"
Teacher: "who is CBN governor?"
Pupils: "Aliko Dangote"
Teacher; "who is the minister for
information?".
Pupils: "Mike Adenuga"
Teacher; "who is the minister for sports.
Pupils: "Stephen keshi".
Teacher: "Correct!
Teacher: "who composed the national
anthem of Nigeria"
Pupils: "Davido"
Teacher: "correct"what is 2 5?
Pupils: "25"
Teacher:- "correct"
Teacher:- "what is the capital of Nigeria?"
Pupils: "Ikirun"
Teacher:-"correct,
Who is d president of nigeria?".
Pupils. "Sanusi Lamido Sanusi"
Teacher. "Correct!
Teacher: "Who stopped the killing of twins".
Pupils: "Psquare"
Teacher: "correct! who is the minister for
women affairs"
Pupils: "Genevieve Nnaji"
Teacher: "Correct, Who is d governor of
Kwara state?
Pupils: "Otunba Faruk Olawale"
Teacher: "Correct!"
Teacher:- "Good! Clap for yourselves...
(children claps)
Teacher: It's gonna remain like that until
government increases my salary!!!....
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My dear Ghanaians; Its church, not 'Chech'.
Pastor, not 'pastar'. Doctor, not 'Dactar'.
My fellow Nigerians; Its bath, not 'baff'. Our
currency is called Naira, not 'narrah'.
My dear Edo people; Its argument, not
'ajument'.
My dear Yorubas; Its Air, not 'hair'. Eight, not
'hate'. Its Van Persie, not 'Fan Persin'.
My dear Ibadan peeps; Its not 'sun tissu', its
Sean Tizzle! Its not 'siro' but zero!
My dear Hausa people Its fifty, not 'pipty'. Its
people, not 'fiffle'. Its five, not 'pipe'. Glo, not
'gilo'! Seriously it is 'Tuface weds Annie
Macauley', stop saying 'Toothpaste weds
Animal calling'.
My Egun people; Its actually 'MTN' and not
'NTM'!
My dear Calabar peeps; Kindly note its love and
not 'rurf'.
My Benue people; Its not 'Lick Loss', its 'Rick
Ross'.
My Igbo people; There is nothing like
'thaaasand', it is thousand. It is bed-sheet and
not 'bay sheet'. And its thirty, not 'thartie'! Our
Lord's prayer is actually 'Our Father, who at in
Heaven. Hallowed be your name...', and not
'Our Father, look at eleven, adaobi thy name...
Na true abi na lie?
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