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Laugh Till You Faint by NijaAprokoGist: 2:35pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
My dear Ghanaians; Its church, not 'Chech'. Pastor, not 'pastar'. Doctor, not 'Dactar'. My fellow Nigerians; Its bath, not 'baff'. Our currency is called Naira, not 'narrah'. My dear Edo people; Its argument, not 'ajument'. My dear Yorubas; Its Air, not 'hair'. Eight, not 'hate'. Its Van Persie, not 'Fan Persin'. My dear Ibadan peeps; Its not 'sun tissu', its Sean Tizzle! Its not 'siro' but zero! My dear Hausa people Its fifty, not 'pipty'. Its people, not 'fiffle'. Its five, not 'pipe'. Glo, not 'gilo'! Seriously it is 'Tuface weds Annie Macauley', stop saying 'Toothpaste weds Animal calling'. My Egun people; Its actually 'MTN' and not 'NTM'! My dear Calabar peeps; Kindly note its love and not 'rurf'. My Benue people; Its not 'Lick Loss', its 'Rick Ross'. My Igbo people; There is nothing like 'thaaasand', it is thousand. It is bed-sheet and not 'bay sheet'. And its thirty, not 'thartie'! Our Lord's prayer is actually 'Our Father, who at in Heaven. Hallowed be your name...', and not 'Our Father, look at eleven, adaobi thy name... Na true abi na lie? Please like this page to get more Joke tips and funny pics. www.facebook.com/9jaaprokogist 3 Likes |
Re: Laugh Till You Faint by heed101(m): 2:38pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
Crap |
Re: Laugh Till You Faint by ITbomb(m): 3:20pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
Heavy crap |
Re: Laugh Till You Faint by ITbomb(m): 6:55pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
^^^ Dem don pay you? Na the question |
Re: Laugh Till You Faint by NaLaugh: 1:25am On Jul 23, 2014 |
ITbomb: ^^^ Dem don pay you? Na the question |
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