Muslims are not happy. They’re not happy in Gaza. They're not happy in Egypt. They're not happy in Libya. They're not happy in Morocco. They're not happy in Iran. They're not happy in Iraq. They're not happy in Yemen. They're not happy in Afghanistan. They're not happy in Pakistan. They're not happy in Syria. They're not happy in Lebanon..So, where are they happy? They're happy in Australia They're happy in England They're happy in France They're happy in Italy They're happy in Germany They're happy in Sweden They're happy in the USA & Canada They're happy in Norway They're happy in almost every country that is not Islamic!


And who do they blame? Not Islam... Not their leadership... Not themselves... THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!! And they want to change the countries they're happy in, to be like the countries they came from where they were unhappy..

Try to find logic in that! JEFF FOXWORTHY on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor... You are a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes... You are a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth... You are a Muslim
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean... You are a Muslim
5. If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide... You are a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against... You are a Muslim
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing... You are a Muslim
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs... You are a Muslim
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four... You are a Muslim
10. If you find this offensive or racist, then... You are a Muslim!!!