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Watching Football With Girls by Nobody: 9:17pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Hmmm... MEN! Watching football with girls can be very stressful... Imagine this: Girl: Austin, who's that guy. Is it Chris Brown? Boy: Chris gini no na, that's Theo Walcott!! Girl: Hey! Whats the yellow card for? Boy: its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch. Girl: ohhhh! Its something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - stop. Boy: Yeah Yeah Sure... U r ryt..! Girl: What about gren card? Boy: ohhh! There's nothing like that in football. Girl: Which teams are these? Boy: Which kind whahala be this na!! God! Its Chelsea and Arsenal. What again! Girl: ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on? Boy: You no get eyesNo be red jersey be that? Girl: ok... Which team is putting on blue? Boy (upset)... Your father! You know no say na Chelsea Olokun! Girl: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup. Boy: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup where you from sef? Girl: Take am easy na! Please who's that old man? Boy: Hmmmmm... That's Arsenal coach Arsene Wenger Girl: ooh ok.... I understand now. Soooo that means Chelsea coach is Chelsea Wenger? Boy: You de mad!!! (Changes channel). Hmmmm... Women, ehn. Fri 1 Like |
Re: Watching Football With Girls by NIGERIALOLoCOM(m): 6:55am On Jul 24, 2014 |
Though an old joke, it still got me smiling. |
Re: Watching Football With Girls by tuffgongjo(m): 9:25am On Jul 24, 2014 |
Very funny,but not all gals are dumb when it comes to football. |
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