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Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by Cecediva(f): 9:18am On Jul 25, 2014 |
frankben: cecediva, is he ya hubby?Am miss not mrs |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by Nobody: 9:21am On Jul 25, 2014 |
1. Someone like you shouldn't have kids since the most important thing you like about your wife would be gone as soon as the kids starts popping. Yet you went ahead and had two. Men Like you that usually like breast too much always do the following. They don't have children as to maintain their wife's body that way for a long time. Also if they do, they opt for breast implants to argument things they like. Your case be say, you no even get money for breast implant and you want succulent breast. You go hear am. You Berra go find £7000 or manage the thing like that. Na you cause am. You can't eat your cake and have it 7 Likes |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by Nobody: 9:21am On Jul 25, 2014 |
Cecediva: Am miss not mrswow! I'm Ms not Mr.... Isn't it a perfect match? |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by Cecediva(f): 9:29am On Jul 25, 2014 |
frankben: wow! I'm Ms not Mr.... Isn't it a perfect match?Wow! am so happy , Can i see ur bank statement pls? |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by Nobody: 9:38am On Jul 25, 2014 |
Talk about being insensitive. After pushing two kids out for you, you talk about her böobs. 2 Likes |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by Nobody: 9:41am On Jul 25, 2014 |
Cecediva: Wow! am so happy , Can i see ur bank statement pls?hahahahahaha.... if i show you my bank statement ehn, you'd want to be my shoe cleaner |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by Cecediva(f): 9:48am On Jul 25, 2014 |
frankben: hahahahahaha....Big boy . Just show me nah i wan buy shoe polish 4u. Meanwhile do you have a car? |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by Nobody: 9:52am On Jul 25, 2014 |
Cecediva: Big boy . Just show me nah i wan buy shoe polish 4u.yea... I have ferrari... i'll like to buy you either designers or ferrari... Which 1 you go like? |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by Cecediva(f): 9:57am On Jul 25, 2014 |
frankben: yea... I have ferrari...both of them... wow! am in roff with you already, pls hor.ny will you mally me? |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by anonymousvic: 10:02am On Jul 25, 2014 |
adaobi123: Talk about being insensitive. After pushing two kids out for you, you talk about her böobs.pls am not insensitive, am a young man, i don't think it's having kids that caused it, i see a lot of women that had 5, 6 kids yet their breas.t is still succulent and plump. Chillisauce: 1. Someone like you shouldn't have kids since the most important thing you like about your wife would be gone as soon as the kids starts popping. Yet you went ahead and had two. Men Like you that usually like b reast too much always do the following.You totally misunderstood me. For Christ's sake my best friend wife's breas.t who've had four kids is now bigger and fuller than before the kids. So you guys should stop this kids stuff. I think is just a natural occurrence or a medical malfunction, that's why am soliciting for advice if it can be corrected. kelvin1191: Bros, i know how u feel. Infact, i experienced it with one of my girl back then. After i hustle this girl for very long time, d day i finally succeded laying her on my bed, opened the bra and. . .Yeeekpaaaah! One of d nipple was touching her throat and the other was almost @ her spine. Its damm humiliating. Pls see a doctor if you dont want to start playing games outside ur marriage.Thanks for sharing my feelings. alabiyemmy:Doctors can put their hands into her whatever provided they are doing their work, moreover am not there myself. Is entirely different from going to a doctor and showing him my wife breas.t because it's fallen and flat. Reason with me nah. 3 Likes |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by Nobody: 10:03am On Jul 25, 2014 |
Cecediva: both of them... wow! am in roff with you already, pls hor.ny will you mally me?are you shy pronouncing those words.... This is fake love |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by Cecediva(f): 10:09am On Jul 25, 2014 |
frankben: are you shy pronouncing those words.... Insalt ? 1 Like |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by Nobody: 10:13am On Jul 25, 2014 |
Cecediva:No ferrari or designers for you again 1 Like |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by Cecediva(f): 10:17am On Jul 25, 2014 |
frankben: No ferrari or designers for you againLol... Please love |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by Nobody: 10:23am On Jul 25, 2014 |
Cecediva:lol... ... I'll do just that |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by adorableify: 10:25am On Jul 25, 2014 |
anonymousvic: Pls don't make mockery of this. This is eating me up. Manage it? From 32yrs till death? Pls advise me.Is it jst d breast u like abt ur wife? Wat if she had a standing breast n decides to complain 2maro dat u ve a small dick will it please u? My guy go n love ur wife n more importantly be faithful n dnt make her self esteem go dowm |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by Morotov1(m): 10:34am On Jul 25, 2014 |
I hope she is not aware of these complaint or else you gonna have it full. What about her VG ...with two kids ..is must have slacken and wide ...definitely need a huge dickk ....so you need to enlarge too...Smh Take her to a plastic surgeon and stuff it with silicon so you can have your pleasure and say bye bye to subsequent breastfeeding....budget..400000 naira. Don't compare her with anybody because your JT is not the same size as your brothers and friends. Seems your mid-life crisis is coming earlier than normal. 7 Likes |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by Cecediva(f): 10:38am On Jul 25, 2014 |
frankben: lol... ... I'll do just thatThanks honey |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by Nobody: 10:40am On Jul 25, 2014 |
anonymousvic: Do you think all women are the same ? Instead of thanking her, you're complaining about her bręast. All women's boöbs "fall", its a matter of time. Please the only kid here is you. Ungrateful human being. Plus why are you looking at other womens böobs sef ? 5 Likes |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by MaziOmenuko: 10:43am On Jul 25, 2014 |
I don't really have an advice for you but I have to point out one thing; comparing your wife with other women's b're'ast: I'm sure so many women have fallen br'ea'st but this is an era of packaging! Those women with 3-4 kids and full bossoms could be as a result of packaging. I'm sure if your wife decides to package hers very well, you will be surprised to see the outcome when she's fully clothed. All the same, I hope you find the solution to your mid-life crises. 5 Likes |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by MaziOmenuko: 10:46am On Jul 25, 2014 |
frankben: lol... ... I'll do just that Cecediva: Thanks honey You two should get a room already and stop making out in people's thread! And you cece, if the op curse you join, your bre'as't will never remain the same! 10 Likes |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by Cecediva(f): 10:55am On Jul 25, 2014 |
MaziOmenuko:Lol... Op sorry for derailing |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by anonymousvic: 11:01am On Jul 25, 2014 |
adaobi123:tnx Morotov1: I hope she is not aware of these complaint or else you gonna have it full.The bolded is all i need from you. Tnx MaziOmenuko:Omenuko you're too funny. I wouldn't curse anybody ooo. Cecediva don't mind him. 1 Like |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by Nobody: 11:26am On Jul 25, 2014 |
anonymousvic: Her brea.st is now as flat and fallen like slippers. After her secondprop it up with your hand. |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by ITbomb(m): 11:51am On Jul 25, 2014 |
Cecediva: Lol...Afraid don catch am, without the cleavage, market don fall, no more free sharwama and recharge cards |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by Seun(m): 12:00pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
Convince her to start wearing push-up bras at all times. When you're having the sex, do not remove the bra. I repeat, do not remove the bra. 19 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by pickabeau1: 12:05pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
MaziOmenuko: I don't really have an advice for you but I have to point out one thing; comparing your wife with other women's b're'ast: I'm sure so many women have fallen br'ea'st but this is an era of packaging! Those women with 3-4 kids and full bossoms could be as a result of packaging. I'm sure if your wife decides to package hers very well, you will be surprised to see the outcome when she's fully clothed. exactly! I have heard that even the so-called flat ones are well packaged to look bouncy! |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by thorpido(m): 12:12pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
Op,people have different bodies.I have seen a 20yr old with fallen bossoms and she was never married. If you can't afford bossom surgery now,get your wife push-up bras and let her wear it most of the time. Also work on your mind.Things are not going to remain the same.You must have heard what goes up,comes down. You can get coloured bulbs for your room so the lights are dimmed. 2 Likes |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by UrbanMystique: 12:40pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
Get her fake boobs.. Simple |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by ignis: 12:48pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
anonymousvic: Pls don't make mockery of this. This is eating me up. Manage it? From 32yrs till death? Pls advise me.Have you ever thought of how the two kids came out from her vagin.a? Keep assuming no doctor have seen her unclothedness. |
Re: My Wife's Breasts Are Pissing Me Off by Nobody: 1:10pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
LMAOOO... manage am. This is your cross to carry. |
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