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If Nairaland Was A Country by fighalo(m): 12:41pm On Jul 25, 2014
if nairaland was a country, I believe we will be the most united and informed country in the world.
I see nairaland as a home of opportunity and also a centre of learning about life itself.
I just imagined the calibre of people that would have been her citizens.
The best part of every thing is dat we all are still from one country,
Great Nairaland
Great Nation
Great People.


To you how would it have been
Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by Decibel: 12:43pm On Jul 25, 2014
cheesy
Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by fighalo(m): 12:43pm On Jul 25, 2014
Great Nigeria
Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by sheguy(m): 12:51pm On Jul 25, 2014
Everyday fight!!
Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by timothyuche1(m): 12:58pm On Jul 25, 2014
It will be encompassing ; educative, insulting, entertaining, abusive etc
Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by EMEKA1MILLION(m): 1:09pm On Jul 25, 2014
Seun for president, cfcfan for vp, Spacegoat for information minister, yuzedo for Nollywood president, me for financial Secretary to Nairaland treasury.. grin tongue grin...
Pls bring nairaland to Jupiter

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Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by fighalo(m): 1:20pm On Jul 25, 2014
Seun Abeg Front Page oo
Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by ernie4life(m): 1:25pm On Jul 25, 2014
There will be no real girls in such a country only fakes, the word "trust" will go into extinction because of scammers and lots of married men will be claming single. Little kids will have access to informations that the cant handle, there will be no way to unlike wat anybody says.

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Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by egopersonified(f): 1:29pm On Jul 25, 2014
EMEKA1MILLION: Seun for president, cfcfan for vp, Spacegoat for information minister, yuzedo for Nollywood president, me for financial Secretary to Nairaland treasury.. grin tongue grin...
Pls bring nairaland to Jupiter

what about ambassador at large?
Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by EMEKA1MILLION(m): 1:43pm On Jul 25, 2014
egopersonified:

what about ambassador at large?
Hahahahaha.....
I neva still understand Watin that post mean..
Gej don graduate from committee to ambassador at large grin
Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by Nobody: 2:28pm On Jul 25, 2014
If Nairaland was a country, a 12yr old with internet access will talk trash to you behind the screen of a phone. The senators (mods) will banish you from the country without trial.
Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by freecharles(m): 2:35pm On Jul 25, 2014
United State nawnee....people are united smiley
Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by lilmax(m): 3:48pm On Jul 25, 2014
With PDP VS APC,male vs females,atheists vs christains,messi vs ronaldo,igbo vs yoruba vs hausa......which united are you talking about?
Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by Nobody: 5:13pm On Jul 25, 2014
Hahaha! United?!!
...nice one though!
Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by Mintayo(m): 5:40pm On Jul 25, 2014
If NL was a country,the 'Islamic Section' will be another Northern Nigeria,i still don't know where to place the Politics sectioncheesy

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Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by Sijo01(f): 5:55pm On Jul 25, 2014
Mintayo: If NL was a country,the 'Islamic Section' will be another Northern Nigeria,i still don't know where to place the Politics sectioncheesy


It will obviously be National/State Assembly were blows and weapons are use freely.

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Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by Mintayo(m): 6:54pm On Jul 25, 2014
Sijo01:


It will obviously be National/State Assembly were blows and weapons are use freely.
Lol, thats very correct. Insult and bashing everywhere.
Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by Nobody: 7:21pm On Jul 25, 2014
United ke?....no be only! We ll all argue nd fight and start world war 3!
Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by Nobody: 7:29pm On Jul 25, 2014
If Nairaland was a country I would lived in Family Section while travelling to romance section for fun and also catching fun in other sections !!


But I would only want to watch Politics Section in Television cheesy
Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by jumzzy448: 8:25pm On Jul 25, 2014
There will be so much trouble in the land.
Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by Kanwulia: 9:11pm On Jul 25, 2014
It would have crashed by tribalistic, dense dictators too! kiss
Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by coogar: 9:18pm On Jul 25, 2014
if NL was a country, kulyie would be stella oduah. madcow would be asari dokubo. pickabeau1 would be pastor fatoyinbo, tpia would be kemi olunloyo.
Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by Nobody: 9:22pm On Jul 25, 2014
coogar: if NL was a country, kulyie would be stella oduah. madcow would be asari dokubo. pickabeau1 would be pastor fatoyinbo, tpia would be kemi olunloyo.
you need to be disciplined. I can see you gossiping about kulyie cool tongue
Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by pickabeau1: 9:53pm On Jul 25, 2014
choi....

See my reputation

coogar - Minister for Defense
kulyie - Opposition women leader

tongue tongue

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Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by Odunharry(m): 10:06pm On Jul 25, 2014
Seun-Abacha
Coogar-minister of defence
Sagamite-senate president
Sexkill-Buhari
Mukina2-minister of sport
tpia-kemi olunloyo
madcow-Asari dokubo
Maclatunji-Abubakar Shekau
Cfcfan-minister of information

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Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by fighalo(m): 10:37pm On Jul 25, 2014
Nigerians really got talent...

NL can't b a country..
Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by zyzxx(m): 11:03pm On Jul 25, 2014
dream land i laugh in chinese
Re: If Nairaland Was A Country by mcevans1(m): 12:19am On Jul 26, 2014
Odunharry: Seun-Abacha
Coogar-minister of defense
Sagamite-senate president
Sexkill-Mustapha
Mukina2-minister of sport
tpia-kemi olunloyo
madcow-Asari dokubo
Maclatunji-Abubakar Shekau
Cfcfan-minister of information

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