Akpos in a hurry used the ladies
‘toilet in a posh hotel’
..
He sat down and noticed four
buttons – WW, WA, PP & APR.

Curious, he pressed WW & his butt
was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much!

He then pressed WA & a blast of
WARM AIR dried him up.

Still loving it, He pressed PP & a
POWDER PUFF to make him smell
fresh.

Feeling pampered, he decided to
press the last button APR.

He later woke up in a hospital.
A nurse smiled & said to him, Sir,
APR means AUTOMATIC PAD
REMOVER. When the machine
couldn’t find a pad on you, it went
for your balls.

Your balls are in the jar over
there!

1. EXAMINATION OFFICER: What's wrong? You are looking tensed? Did you forget your ID card or calculator?

STUDENT: Sir! I mistakenly brought tomorrow's examination cheating material today.

2. At the end of a lecture, the teacher asked the student whether they had any questions to ask.

AKPORS: Sir! I don't understand the topic.
TEACHER: Hmmm. You should have listened to what I was teaching.
AKPORS: (murmuring) this is the most stupid teacher I have ever seen.
TEACHER: (angry) WHAT DID YOU SAY AKPORS

AKPORS: Sir. You should have listened to what I was saying.

Lolzz one word for akpors?

tnx ops hahahahaha