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Akpors Again ..who Born This Kind Pickin? See Joke. Lwkmd!!! by StevinMorgan(m): 7:39pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
Akpos in a hurry used the ladies ‘toilet in a posh hotel’ .. He sat down and noticed four buttons – WW, WA, PP & APR. Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much! He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, He pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh. Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR. He later woke up in a hospital. A nurse smiled & said to him, Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. When the machine couldn’t find a pad on you, it went for your balls. Your balls are in the jar over there! 1. EXAMINATION OFFICER: What's wrong? You are looking tensed? Did you forget your ID card or calculator? STUDENT: Sir! I mistakenly brought tomorrow's examination cheating material today. 2. At the end of a lecture, the teacher asked the student whether they had any questions to ask. AKPORS: Sir! I don't understand the topic. TEACHER: Hmmm. You should have listened to what I was teaching. AKPORS: (murmuring) this is the most stupid teacher I have ever seen. TEACHER: (angry) WHAT DID YOU SAY AKPORS AKPORS: Sir. You should have listened to what I was saying. Lolzz one word for akpors? 2 Likes |
Re: Akpors Again ..who Born This Kind Pickin? See Joke. Lwkmd!!! by mdbissalla(m): 8:05pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
tnx ops hahahahaha |
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