MizMyColi:

Yes Hun, I have.
It's been quite a day for me too.
Been busy on my PC.
I hop in to NL to get some distraction.


Boo, Guess What?








[size=14pt]It's Official

I'm now a CHELSEA FAN

Woohhoooo!!!![/size]



It's just I don't know a single player.
Well, I'll just start by rooting for Chelsea anywhere I see them play
And frowning at anyone who bashes us


My first lesson should be, "how to identify an offside goal/position"
Video tutorials'd suffice alot.

AirborneLacer:

OMG - Hope you know I'm never gonna stop loving you!

That's a big leap you took, a big bold step baby. Welcome to the club honey.

It's never easy but you'd take your time before you attain that 'big fan' level. Try not to miss the games as they come, that way you get to know the players better and how the team is set up to play.

I'd be your guide from here.

I can't upload a vid now cos I'm on mobile mode but a player is adjudged to be in an offside position when he is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second-last opponent.

So you can't say a player is in an offside position if he's level with the second-last opponent or he's level with his last two opponent. Hope that helps? Would upload a vid when I get on my system.

I'm phucking happy you made this decision. Never saw that pep talk of mine having an influence on your call

I found it hard assimilating that
Maybe because I just ate dinner?

MizMyColi:

I found it hard assimilating that
Maybe because I just ate dinner?

AirborneLacer:

www.wikihow.com/Understand-Offside-in-Soccer-Football

Boo that link has got images and step by step guide on understanding the rule better.

Tell me how well you understand it when you're done.

KKay Hun.
Later things.

What's guan with you?

MizMyColi:
KKay Hun.
Later things.

What's guan with you?

AirborneLacer:

Feeling cold and its serious, it's even telling on my posts today - they've been bereft of frenzies

Had to stick around home, saw couple of movies and now here I am at the field, watching my kid bro play footie with his mates while I surf the web with my cellphone.

It's been fun over here, even though I've got no soda drink in my hands

Tell me bout you hun.

LoL Hun

I see you had a cool day.
Oh, lest I forget, please help me mention to your buddy Nihi that I saw our mentions.
I thought to reply and I realized it was a diary

I was scared when I saw insufficient permissions, I thought AuntySpambot remembered me today. Yeah I'm sure she's female.
Women can be wikkid


Hmmmm Guapo miaah , is there something you're not divulging?
My day's been pretty slow too. Just work. On my way home now.
Besides, your mood might be affecting mine, don't you think?
Frenzy up joor

MizMyColi:

LoL Hun

I see you had a cool day.
Oh, lest I forget, please help me mention to your buddy Nihi that I saw our mentions.
I thought to reply and I realized it was a diary

I was scared when I saw insufficient permissions, I thought AuntySpambot remembered me today. Yeah I'm sure she's female.
Women can be wikkid


Hmmmm Guapo miaah , is there something you're not divulging?
My day's been pretty slow too. Just work. On my way home now.
Besides, your mood might be affecting mine, don't you think?
Frenzy up joor

AirborneLacer:

Don't mistake this for some moods that comes around and go. Baby I'm about to get ill.

Everything has been involved; Catarrh, cold, headache et al.

Hun I hate this feeling. It makes me think slow, act too dull and hate lotta stuffs.

Can I help lift ya mood? I've got an idea

*Draws him into a big bear hug*

Awwww......sweets, don't be sick, e hear
Please don't.
I might become sick too.
Plus, we won't be able to cater for the family
I'll miss you too.

Oya, kiss me and be healed


LoLest boo

What's poppin'?
Your Ideas are mind blowing
My eyes are itching already!

MizMyColi:


*Draws him into a big bear hug*

Awwww......sweets, don't be sick, e hear
Please don't.
I might become sick too.
Plus, we won't be able to cater for the family
I'll miss you too.

Oya, kiss me and be healed


LoLest boo

What's poppin'?
Your Ideas are mind blowing
My eyes are itching already!

AirborneLacer:

Kisses her and gets healed - Indeed, Love is our religion

Check these out:

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such man.

........................................

Two bachelors were talking about their respective choice of life partner. One friend said, 'Its generally said that people with opposite features make the happiest marriages. What is your opinion? The friend replied, 'Yes, they are right. That is why I'm looking for a girl with money.

.....................................

A preacher once preached about the danger of drinking beer and he showed the congregation a clear glass with a piece of liver inside and poured beer inside and let them watch what would happen to your liver if you drank.

There was a little drunk in the very last bench that stood up and said, ''Oh my, I'll never eat liver again''.

How'd that go?

Hahahahahahahaha, That drunk must be the most stewpid drunk alive


The guy sounds like a leech

I don't agree with the first one joor

Thanks Boo, I really did giggle out loud.
Mom's curious as to who I'm talking with

I should just tell her it's her e-soninlaw ey?
Hiohiohiohio

MizMyColi:



Hahahahahahahaha, That drunk must be the most stewpid drunk alive


The guy sounds like a leech

I don't agree with the first one joor

Thanks Boo, I really did giggle out loud.
Mom's curious as to who I'm talking with

I should just tell her it's her e-soninlaw ey?
Hiohiohiohio

AirborneLacer:

Hehehe - I can only imagine the look on that drunk's face

Go ahead and tell momma. I'm he that'd give her an e-Grandchild

Joke is one damn thing that lifts my mood no matter how bad it is. I felt they were gonna work for you.

So what's your definition of a successful man and woman?

I'm glad your spirit's getting higher......

Mom'd be like "Which one is e-grandchild ehkwa

Successful is relative sweets, for me, real success would be attained if in my lifetime I'm able to see people live up to the Ideals and Values that I stand for
More like seeing myself in them.
I could elaborate tho'
Maybe later.

What's yours Hun?

MizMyColi:

I'm glad your spirit's getting higher......

Mom'd be like "Which one is e-grandchild ehkwa

Successful is relative sweets, for me, real success would be attained if in my lifetime I'm able to see people live up to the Ideals and Values that I stand for
More like seeing myself in them.
I could elaborate tho'
Maybe later.

What's yours Hun?

AirborneLacer:

Good view you've got there honey.

Well for me, success is the progressive realization of a worthy Idea. Any man who's working towards a predetermined goal is a success, when he's not, he's a failure.

This goal or worthy Idea could be anything. To become a professional nurse, doctor, engineer, football, journalist, farmer etc.

Going by my view, it's glaring clear that most people have failed in life. They are where they are today b'cos they actually conformed - not necessarily where they wanted to be in life.

To wake up, bath and go to work just because everyother person does that. That is simply failure for me.

That's how I see it.

Your view seems better Love.
Failure, more than anything is a thing of the mind.

Saw what I just did?
I'd wanted to know whatsup.
I wanted to be sure the kiss of life solved the ish

Guapo Miaahh

I like that we're alone tonight.
Just me and you

MizMyColi:
Your view seems better Love.
Failure, more than anything is a thing of the mind.

Saw what I just did?
I'd wanted to know whatsup.
I wanted to be sure the kiss of life solved the ish

Guapo Miaahh

I like that we're alone tonight.
Just me and you

AirborneLacer:

Hehe

I'm feeling much better now, to be honest - you have an effect on me

What do we do to make the night a worthwhile one? Pull off our undies and run into the rain?

You've always got the better Ideas boo

Hiohiohiohiohiohio



Me?!

A grown azz chic
Do that?!

Now, that'd be weird Guapo, like to'ally weird.

I slept off Hun
Unceremoniously too

So sorry Darl
Hw'ya feeling this morning

MizMyColi:

Hiohiohiohiohiohio



Me?!

A grown azz chic
Do that?!

Now, that'd be weird Guapo, like to'ally weird.

I slept off Hun
Unceremoniously too

So sorry Darl
Hw'ya feeling this morning

AirborneLacer:

C'mon boo I see no wrong in reliving deeds of the past

You know say I be full-pledged Ajekpako, so there is no fun out there, that's new to me. It's only okay to take my Ajebutter wife through these drills she missed out on

I'm great now, although the nite wasn't as cosy as usual.

Goodmorning.

You're mistaken Hun.

I have a DPD
I can can be Ajhe and Pako

I think I paid my dues in that regard, back in the day of course

Good to know you're up and good now Hun

MizMyColi:

You're mistaken Hun.

I have a DPD
I can can be Ajhe and Pako

I think I paid my dues in that regard, back in the day of course

Good to know you're up and good now Hun

AirborneLacer:

Come straight abeg, you're butter coated, you know nada about kpakoism - a sovereign movement I'm part of

You fit smoke garri with palm-kernel? Hope to savor rice only on sundays? Munch chickens only on 25th December? Get to be celebrated at home only when you take the 1st position in class? Hunt bush meats cos pop can't just afford meat for the soup? Et al

Honey you grew up in a deck that had a fence around it. You ate rice almost everyday, saw cartoons and movies.

Hope ya nite went fine bae?

Hmmmmmm

Okay, Lerggoo

Have you had to share 10 naira cowbell with one or two of your siblings?

Or left Garri to soak in paint bucket overnight?

Or have you eaten beans that you had to rinse the bottle of red oil with hot water to add some oyehl to it?

Did you drink tea with that bovita sachet?

Or taken babadudu as breakfast and offio for lunch?


Hian!

Guapo.
Don't try me o
Back in the day, I was an original Ajhe

Okay
Maybe a Lirrle

MizMyColi:

Hmmmmmm

Okay, Lerggoo

Have you had to share 10 naira cowbell with one or two of your siblings?

Or left Garri to soak in paint bucket overnight?

Or have you eaten beans that you had to rinse the bottle of red oil with hot water to add some oyehl to it?

Did you drink tea with that bovita sachet?

Or taken babadudu as breakfast and offio for lunch?


Hian!

Guapo.
Don't try me o
Back in the day, I was an original Ajhe

Okay
Maybe a Lirrle

AirborneLacer:

Shush

Our TV set was invaded by rats, it was their sanctuary - goes to tell you how bad it looked.

Roaches weren't seen around our kitchen, not b'cos we had the surfaces looking squeaky clean but b'cos they saw no meals' left-overs to savor - they hated us.

No soap for the bathroom, oya na make we settle for OMO detergent.

Having patches on my school uniform was considered fashion.

Ringworm head - Aye, that was the kpako boys logo!

Olive oil was our best and affordable body lotion then.

When you visit the saloon, don't you settle for a stylish cut don't you ever carve ya hair. Just scrap the whole hair off, so that in the next one month, them never grow. That way, you go save money for pop.

Handle the Verbal and Quantitative Reasoning books pop bought for you carefully, your younger one go inherit them once you don graduate from that class

Guapo!!!!!!

I cn't believe we're having a drag of sorts of who's more pakoish
Choi!

Okay Sweetee
You win oooo

MizMyColi:










Guapo!!!!!!

I cn't believe we're having a drag of sorts of who's more pakoish
Choi!

Okay Sweetee
You win oooo

AirborneLacer:

Hiohiohiohioiohio
This is one funny gif Hun

MizMyColi:
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Hiohiohiohioiohio
This is one funny meme Hun

Ceasar1: I'd blame it on your caring and friendly aura Mizmycoli. You really do care alot. And I just need to say it again, you are simply amazing.

NB. I'm trying hard to be a repentant ‘derailer’. I thought ‘Peakabo’ or his thread is logically a stand out so I saved him the trouble of writhing. I'm trying to be Nice here.

Yeah. True that.
I thought to transport you here too

Thanks Dear, A lot.
I like that you think highly of me.
I was kinda shaken that you unfollowed me

MizMyColi:
Yeah. True that.
I thought to transport you here too

Thanks Dear, A lot.
I like that you think highly of me.
I was kinda shaken that you unfollowed me

Ceasar1:

Pele. If I should unfollow you, then I might as well deactivate my account na.

See, you were my first friend on this forum now. Have you forgotten that already?... I just like that your gorgeous pretty hair well well, but now it's your hot brain.

I don't know why you took down that Pic self. I was in love with it.

Lolest @Hotbrain.
I should put that Pic back up.

It's the only picture that I deem fit for NL.
Others are wayyy too exposed for my liking joor